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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." - Steve Jobs
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro