Japan vs. OMFGWHYWHYWHY???
Why, oh WHY DID THEY HAVE TO WIN???????? -throws fit and cries- And Japan was doing so well! Paraguay... Paraguay... I almost feel like becoming racist. Though I guess it really wasn't their fault, just that one Japanese Player who MISSED THE PK. -bangs head- God. They could have gone into the finals!! JAPAN COULD HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP!!! And now they're all crying, and it's just so TRAGIC and OMFG!
-pants-
Goddamn. Fuck the damn South Africans and their fucking HORNS. Jesus. And, like, everyone who made Japan lose... screw the World Cup. Japan is awesome without it, yo.
GO JAPAN!!! We love you guys anyway, even if you lost. And goalie dude... you are so hot. And I love your ass. You too, Honda, with your peroxide-dyed hair and your pretty pretty face. Don't worry, you'll get there next time. Without the Dutch and the South Africans and Paraguay to get in your way.
-smishes-
...and to Hell with everyone else. (end rant, before I piss anyone off)
-pants-
Goddamn. Fuck the damn South Africans and their fucking HORNS. Jesus. And, like, everyone who made Japan lose... screw the World Cup. Japan is awesome without it, yo.
GO JAPAN!!! We love you guys anyway, even if you lost. And goalie dude... you are so hot. And I love your ass. You too, Honda, with your peroxide-dyed hair and your pretty pretty face. Don't worry, you'll get there next time. Without the Dutch and the South Africans and Paraguay to get in your way.
-smishes-
...and to Hell with everyone else. (end rant, before I piss anyone off)