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Title: Home for Christmas
Author: achika_chanPairing: Past Insano/Spoonette. Spoony/Linkara, mentioned Oan/Insano and 80s Chick/Harvey ( Read more... )
Author: achika_chanPairing: Past Insano/Spoonette. Spoony/Linkara, mentioned Oan/Insano and 80s Chick/Harvey ( Read more... )
*headdesk* Nooooo, she likes YOU, Insano! Open your gorram eyes! Get her under some mistletoe!
“It’s been…interesting. You missed Reynolds trying to sing carols. Mr. Finevoice nearly strangled him,” Oan said.
Hee hee!
Spoonette said, coming out of nowhere and hooking her arm with Insano’s. She handed him a plastic plate with some food on it. Spoonette gave Oan a curious look. “I haven’t met you yet. Hi!”
*snarls*
“Oh,” Oan said, “Right, of course. Um, Hi. I’ve heard so much about you,”
And then a little piece of Oan died inside.
“Oh my God, I love your shoes, they’re so cute!” Spoonette said.
Insano couldn’t see anything special about Oan’s shoes. They were just plain black heels, and compared to the gold shiny stilettos that Spoonette was wearing they seemed even plainer. Oan was clearly just as confused as Insano was.
“You have to tell me where you got them. No, wait, 80s Chick should hear this too, she’ll be so jealous if you don’t tell her too. You don’t mind if I borrow her, do you, Wayne?” Spoonette asked, grey eyes wide and innocent.
Insano knew he was being manipulated, she had used that tactic on him far too often for him not to realize that she was using it, but that didn’t mean it stopped working, and Insano had no idea what she was planning. “Of course not. The three of you play nice,” Insano said, narrowing his eyes at Spoonette in warning. She giggled and grabbed Oan’s hand, dragging her forcibly to the kitchen. Oan gave Insano a panicked look but allowed herself to be pulled away.
Spoonette, I will MURDER YOU if you mistreat Oan in any way! I don't know what happened to Oan in her backstory, but it was pretty traumatic and probably involved Diamanda Hagan, she doesn't need another dominant woman fucking with her brain!
Reynolds nearly dropped a tray of food that 80s Chick and Harvey had made and 80s Chick nearly took the tray and hit him over the head with it. Spoonette declared Linkara ‘totally hot and adorable’ and congratulated Spoony on snagging such a ‘bodacious’ boyfriend. Harvey treated everyone to some quality Christmas carols, and a slightly tipsy 80s Chick had taken advantage of the mistletoe Jackson had brought to corner Harvey and lay a kiss on him that had everyone else cheering and hollering at them through the laughter.
*sporfles* So cute!
Spoonette took the bright ribbons out of her hair and gave them to Meg, carefully doing her hair for her and getting a shy, pleased smile in return. Linkara and Spoony presented Meg and Sol both with 100 piece sets of colored pencils and a sketch book each, and they had sprawled out on the floor to draw with their gifts.
Awwwww!
“We had a totally great chat. She kept looking like she wanted to run away from me though. But I get it, not everyone’s comfortable with the ex of the man they’re crushing on,” Spoonette said.
“…What?” Insano asked, and he was pretty sure he was staring at Spoonette like one of them was crazy and he couldn't quite figure out who it was. It was far too late for him to be thinking and for her to be teasing him.
Ok … *sighs* I can accept that, I suppose. SOMEBODY needed to hit those two over the head with a 2x4 to make them notice each other's feelings … I was worried Spoonette was gonna try and sabotage them and then I would have had to kill her.
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LOL they would both be so embarrassed by the mistletoe.
Hee hee!
:D!
*snarls*
Calm, dearie. LOL.
And then a little piece of Oan died inside.
LOL just a little.
Spoonette, I will MURDER YOU if you mistreat Oan in any way! I don't know what happened to Oan in her backstory, but it was pretty traumatic and probably involved Diamanda Hagan, she doesn't need another dominant woman fucking with her brain!
You really do jump to the Worst Possible Situation, don't you?
*sporfles* So cute!
80s Chick kind of crushes on Harvey, a little, but she only recently got dumped by Dan so she's not looking for anything serious. Harvey has no objections to dames wanting to smooch him.
Awwwww!
The kids are too adorable.
Ok … *sighs* I can accept that, I suppose. SOMEBODY needed to hit those two over the head with a 2x4 to make them notice each other's feelings … I was worried Spoonette was gonna try and sabotage them and then I would have had to kill her.
LOL give me - and Spoonette - some credit.
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Now I'm picturing me perched on a chair and dangling some mistletoe over their heads from a fishing pole and cackling. Because I am up to late and need to go to bed.
Calm, dearie. LOL.
NO! *grumbles stubbornly* Bad parent ... you have no right to cuddle up with your ex after what you put him through ... no cookies for you, Spoonette!
LOL just a little.
I heard it! It cried a sad cry ... like a breaking champagne glass ...
You really do jump to the Worst Possible Situation, don't you?
Yes! Yes I do! I wish I didn't, but it's how my brain works. We don't have a lot of information, we just know it was bad and now Oan has trouble with people, so I jumped to "Diamanda Hagan: Terrifying Mob Boss" because that's how my brain works. Also, on the run from the Mob because she used to do their accounting is better than rape, and I really don't want it to be rape.
80s Chick kind of crushes on Harvey, a little, but she only recently got dumped by Dan so she's not looking for anything serious. Harvey has no objections to dames wanting to smooch him.
Oh, I thought they were together! (Dan dumped her? What a jerk ... let's go egg his house!)
The kids are too adorable.
They really are.
LOL give me - and Spoonette - some credit.
"Hey, Insano, that GIRL over there is a GIRL, and she LIKES YOU. She keeps LOOKING AT YOU. And BLUSHING. GO USE BIOLOGY, IT'LL BE SUPER EFFECTIVE."
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Aww, she's not a bad mom just because she lives in California.
I heard it! It cried a sad cry ... like a breaking champagne glass ...
Because clearly bringing his blonde, vivacious ex to the Christmas party means they're going to get back together, right D:? And then Spoony pulls her aside and kind of laughs at her because LOLOL NO, it doesn't work between Insano and Spoonette and never has and never will.
Oh, I thought they were together! (Dan dumped her? What a jerk ... let's go egg his house!)
Nope, not together. Dan dumped her for Dolly, and that actually got mentioned in 80s Chick's first appearance.
"Hey, Insano, that GIRL over there is a GIRL, and she LIKES YOU. She keeps LOOKING AT YOU. And BLUSHING. GO USE BIOLOGY, IT'LL BE SUPER EFFECTIVE."
Spoonette wants Insano to be happy.
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Until I know more of her side of things, I can't stop thinking of her as a deadbeat mom who abandoned her family. I'm sorry, but I can't!
Because clearly bringing his blonde, vivacious ex to the Christmas party means they're going to get back together, right D:? And then Spoony pulls her aside and kind of laughs at her because LOLOL NO, it doesn't work between Insano and Spoonette and never has and never will.
It was the "shoes" line that made my heart sink. Because Spoonette is blonde and glamorous and was the Popular Girl in High School, and Oan already has the self confidence of a ... I dunno, a scared turtle, and always resented the Popular Girls in High School because they made fun of her for her brains, and all her friends-who-were-guys chased the Popular Girls, and now it's happening all over again!
Then Spoony tells it like it is and thank god for that. Spoony needs to be Oan's new Conscience.
Nope, not together. Dan dumped her for Dolly, and that actually got mentioned in 80s Chick's first appearance.
*headdesk* I probably read that at some point, but there's been so much information stuffed into my head lately I'm surprised I remember anything at all about fandom right now.
Spoonette wants Insano to be happy.
Awwwwwww! (Wait, what, I thought I didn't like her! Gah, emotions are confusing!)
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Hmmmm.
It was the "shoes" line that made my heart sink. Because Spoonette is blonde and glamorous and was the Popular Girl in High School, and Oan already has the self confidence of a ... I dunno, a scared turtle, and always resented the Popular Girls in High School because they made fun of her for her brains, and all her friends-who-were-guys chased the Popular Girls, and now it's happening all over again!
Spoonette just wanted to get her away from Insano so that she could find out more about this mysterious Oan lady she hears so much about from Sol and who very obviously has a crush on her ex. But yeah, I suppose that was kind of ambiguous at the moment, wasn't it?
Then Spoony tells it like it is and thank god for that. Spoony needs to be Oan's new Conscience.
"Seriously, don't worry about her. Well, okay, worry a little because if she thinks you're going to hurt either Sol or Insaono she'll murder you in your sleep. But she's not a romantic rival,"
*headdesk* I probably read that at some point, but there's been so much information stuffed into my head lately I'm surprised I remember anything at all about fandom right now.
She and Insano became Single BFFS and hang out and she tries to give him advice about Oan but Oan's not exactly a normal girl most of the time and occasionally 80s Chick is stumped.
Awwwwwww! (Wait, what, I thought I didn't like her! Gah, emotions are confusing!)
LOLOLOLOL.
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