theres is sooo many pro's. and like, not really that many con's. i've tried to think of the con's and really didn't come up with much. it's so much better. let's start the list shall we?
PRO'S:
- you have a dick, what's NOT cool about this?
you can FUCK things, pee where ever you please without having to worry about pissing on your shoes, and its just in general... cool.
- practically no drama-- the only drama you'd have would really be girl drama, but that's because girls ARE drama.
- when you make friends with someone, you don't really ever lose them.
- bff are actually best friends forever. normally. or at least a very long time. no drama makes the friendship last as well.
- guys in general are just waaaaay more chill and down to earth.
- ya don't really have to worry about the way you look (no where near as much as a girl does :| )
- you can be fat and still get some.
- you can be an asshole to most people and no one really say shit to you.
- when you take charge, you're being stern and good, but if a girl does its them being bitchy.
- male masturbation is waaay less gross than female masturbation.
- you can watch porn, masturbate, etc, and it be considered normal male behavior.
- you can sleep around, and as long as you don't have STD's, not be considered a whore. (with a girl its more noticable... the looser the hole the whorier the girl).
- you don't have to BLEED from your genetalia for a week every month.
- no pregnancy.
- if you get someone pregnant, you can just... get away with not dealing with it normally.
- you can fart, belch, etc in front of people and it be funny-- if a girl does it they're considered gross and have bad manners, even if it slips.
- no queefin'. hahahaa.
- you get paid more-- for instance take a male doing the same exact thing as a female, and work the same amount of hours, years, etc. you'll be paid more than her simply because you're a man.
- one less article of clothing to buy (no bras! :D (they get costly. like really expensive.))
- clothes are actually more duriable (if you buy mens clothing...).
- there's more. list it later.
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CON'S:
- if you had a small dick (the chances are slim, i guess.) you'd get made fun of.
- if you had a extremely large dick (one of arms length or something freakish), you'd be a freak.
- you'd get made fun of if you didn't hit puberty at the same time as everyone else, but eventually you would so it wouldn't really make a difference so this con cancels itself out.
any other cons? ball kicking has beeen disqualified considering it hurts a girl too when she gets kicked. balls or no balls.
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