That's very funny--a fly marrying a bumblebee
Today has just been too funny. First, read this.
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html
Then, download the song "Ends" by Everlast and subsititute the word "pants" for "ends." (Yes, of course I got the idea from Tommy and Rumble).
Happy birthday, Tomathan! Consider the aforementioned funnies my gift to you, as I am too far away to do a strip tease this year.
And finally--I HAVE FOUND THE LOCKAMYS. The lost tribe, formerly hailing from Kinston, NC, left town a few years after I did and had since vanished, until I stumbled across Noah Lockamy's Facebook profile yesterday. Taking the one-in-a-million shot, I messaged him, and lo and behold. Josh IMed me a couple of hours later and we stayed up way too late talking about old times and recent events. I have really missed that kid. The last time I saw him he was eleven, and now he sports a GOATEE. Just unreal.
S'anyways, that's your world news in a minute. I'm not even slightly Peter Jennings. Good night.
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html
Then, download the song "Ends" by Everlast and subsititute the word "pants" for "ends." (Yes, of course I got the idea from Tommy and Rumble).
Happy birthday, Tomathan! Consider the aforementioned funnies my gift to you, as I am too far away to do a strip tease this year.
And finally--I HAVE FOUND THE LOCKAMYS. The lost tribe, formerly hailing from Kinston, NC, left town a few years after I did and had since vanished, until I stumbled across Noah Lockamy's Facebook profile yesterday. Taking the one-in-a-million shot, I messaged him, and lo and behold. Josh IMed me a couple of hours later and we stayed up way too late talking about old times and recent events. I have really missed that kid. The last time I saw him he was eleven, and now he sports a GOATEE. Just unreal.
S'anyways, that's your world news in a minute. I'm not even slightly Peter Jennings. Good night.