another weird dream.
dreamed that i was being chased by the serial killer jason with his normal chainsaw.
when all of a sudden, he stops, takes off his mask and says, "what am i doing?..."
in udder shock i continue to listen to him ramble: "i would never wear plaid...why do i have this mask?! i would never kill anyone with an ax...my mother raise me better...i would kill people with poison..."
i look at him and go..."....excuse me?!"
he says how he mustve been possessed and doesn't even know how to use a chainsaw. he demonstrates how he doesnt even know how to turn it on. he eventually just lays it on the ground, shaking his head, and walking away.
i am a tad stunned at this point, to say the least.
then, i find out who has been possessing all the serial killers in the world...and it's this little old lady...(like early 60's, short, curly white/blond hair...thin...bug glasses)
and she's....pleasant.
she ends up capturing melsa and todd (her boyfriend) and myself and bobby and takes us to her complex. (which was amazing and huge. it felt tropical...but in that very refined way...everything was dark wood and the floors were tile that made up the image of a large lizard.)
bobby and i get picked by some weird dice throw thing that she did...and we get put in a room with her. she talks to us and is still pleasant. oddly enough, and makes us play a game of yatzee.
i decide at this point i am still happy to be dating bobby, even if that i wasnt i might not be sitting in front of the woman that is responsible for like, every death. lol.
anyways.
she really like the game, she tells us, becaus she believes that everything in life is chance. she then goes on to explain to me how she doesn't really want to kill us...but apologizes in advance for unimaginal pain.
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when all of a sudden, he stops, takes off his mask and says, "what am i doing?..."
in udder shock i continue to listen to him ramble: "i would never wear plaid...why do i have this mask?! i would never kill anyone with an ax...my mother raise me better...i would kill people with poison..."
i look at him and go..."....excuse me?!"
he says how he mustve been possessed and doesn't even know how to use a chainsaw. he demonstrates how he doesnt even know how to turn it on. he eventually just lays it on the ground, shaking his head, and walking away.
i am a tad stunned at this point, to say the least.
then, i find out who has been possessing all the serial killers in the world...and it's this little old lady...(like early 60's, short, curly white/blond hair...thin...bug glasses)
and she's....pleasant.
she ends up capturing melsa and todd (her boyfriend) and myself and bobby and takes us to her complex. (which was amazing and huge. it felt tropical...but in that very refined way...everything was dark wood and the floors were tile that made up the image of a large lizard.)
bobby and i get picked by some weird dice throw thing that she did...and we get put in a room with her. she talks to us and is still pleasant. oddly enough, and makes us play a game of yatzee.
i decide at this point i am still happy to be dating bobby, even if that i wasnt i might not be sitting in front of the woman that is responsible for like, every death. lol.
anyways.
she really like the game, she tells us, becaus she believes that everything in life is chance. she then goes on to explain to me how she doesn't really want to kill us...but apologizes in advance for unimaginal pain.
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