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[achancebestowed]

there's a sign on my sternum that reads "insert blade here."

Comments

[t0msanders]

Are you a mechanized sharpener?

[saxy_truffles69]

You should get that checked out.

[illusion206]

But you need a sternum to live!

[ebound]

not to rain on your parade (which seems quite rainy already)

isnt that a bit melodramatic? i mean, you're still in high school. be happy life is still that easy.

[achancebestowed]

if my woes were that of a high school nature, i would slap myself for being so dramatic. only they are not, these my friend, are of the legitimate kind.