Yay for more PMD stuff!

Oct 25, 2006 16:16

Once upon a time there was an Absol named Jason, and he went to see Lugia with Tsunami the Blaziken. He busted caps in the asses of many a sea creature. But then some cheap Dewgongs ass-raped him with Sheer Cold. Eventually, Tsu' had to leave early because of said ass-rapings, as Lugia ate chickens like her for breakfast. Lugia laughed at their pain and their player's frustration. The end.

This is a true story, with a few tweaks. Stupid luck-whoring Dewgongs. The moment Jaceface entered that monster house, they began spamming Sheer Cold. Hitting him three out of five times, using up my last two Reviver Seeds. At least I was able to save his Joy Ribbon before escaping.
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