stolen from Luke...but translated into real English
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I?
1. I MADE A MOVE ON YOU:
2. I KISSED YOU:
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR TO YOU:
4. I STARTED SMOKING:
5. I ASKED YOU ON A DATE:
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
7. I RAN AWAY FROM HOME:
8. I GOT IN TO A FIGHT AND YOU WERE'NT THERE:
9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:
10. I ASKED YOU OUT:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
11. PERSONALITY:
12. EYES:
13. HAIR:
14. BODY:
WOULD YOU?
15. BE MY FRIEND?
16. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE?
17. HOLD MY HAND?
18. GO OUT IN A DATE WITH ME?
19. KEEP IN TOUCH?
20. TRY AND SOLVE MY PROBLEMS?
21. LOVE ME?
22. DATE ME?
HAVE YOU EVER?
23. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
24. WANTED TO KISS ME?
25. WANTED TO KILL ME?
26. KEPT SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
27. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME?
AND MORE!
29. WHO ARE YOU?
30. ARE WE FRIENDS?
31. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?
32. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
33. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?
34. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?
35. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?
36. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
37. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?
38. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING BUT COULDN'T?
39. ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU?
WOULD YOU?
40. KISS ME:
41. MAKE OUT WITH ME:
42. FALL ASLEEP ON THE BEACH WITH ME:
repost this to see what people think of you!
and my lazy ass is bored, and sick, so a shitload of
Kaylee
Well Gorram! You scored 59%!
"What you care about is ships, and mine's the nicest" Well aren't you a sweet little thing?! The perfect mix of attention to detail and laid back enjoyment. You watched a little more Firefly than most and enjoyed it for the whole, though you probably didn't see any episode more than once. You're probably saving up for the DVD set, but it isn't a priority. Good on ya for remembering so many tiny details, but you still have a bit to go yet before you're a true Browncoat. Keep tryin'. Keep flyin'.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 16% on browncoats
Link:
The IMPROVED Do you know Firefly? Test written by
devalis on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test stoner
You scored 61% highness!
ill definitely share a spliff with you, you like to kick back with a nice reefer without losing sight of the fact that weed should not take over your life: perfectly balanced. i salute you!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on highness
Link:
The Stoned Situation Test written by
herbaliser on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Whore
Lower is better and you scored 59 in a range of -67 to 270
You don't deserve to live. You're so damn concerned with yourself or with earthly things that you're going to die a crusty old hag, unless you go drown yourself before you poison someone else's life... which would be much better, come to think of it.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on whore
Link:
The Typical Whore Test written by
Bantam on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Pinktoe Tarantula
You scored 59 Eightleggedness!
Congratulations you are the Pinktoe or the Aviculria Aviculria. You live high up in the trees in South America, where you build a web that looks like a tunnel. You prefer to have high humidity. You are one of the very few tarantulas that can be kept together happily if in a big enough enclosure. You are very graceful tarantula that can move pretty quick at times.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on Eightleggedness
Link:
The What Tarantula are You? Test written by
arachnidgirl on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test okay, quote from this next test that made me laugh: "Does your job, future job, or dream job involve counselling or healing? Healing the environment counts. Healing economy doesn't."
Jeremiel
So you need Healing (68%), Knowledge (70%), Inspiration (40%), and Strength (50%)?
Archangel Jeremiel is the Angel of sympathy, prophecy, knowledge and intuition, and judgement. He is involved with the process of attaining wisdom and assists us in tasks that require us to preserve, analyse and apply knowledge. He is an inspirer and awakener of those higher thoughts that motivate us to devote ourselves to spiritual acts of service. Also, he enhances clarity of visions and helps our dreams to become lucid.
Jeremiel helps us see our lives from a loving and tender perspective and enables us to let go of the past and come to terms with changes. He inspires mercy and guides us toward love, kindness, and most importantly, harmony with all aspects of our lives. Whenever we feel the need to take an inventory of our life, so as to make positive adjustments, Jeremiel will be there. He helps us decide which goals are worthwhile and satisfying to pursue, which relationships need to be protected and nurtured, and which aspects of our lives are hurting, angering, or slowing us down and need to be discarded.
Besides helping us to see with clarity while reviewing and summarizing our past and present life, Jeremiel assists us with clairvoyant abilities in our waking and dream life to grant us insight in what is yet to come. He offers comfort whenever the uncertain future is causing us to be anxious. At times when we feel “stuck”, spiritually or emotionally, he helps us regain enthusiasm and confidence. After an encounter with Jeremiel, our view on life will have changed and our thoughts will be untangled.
One of Jeremiel’s most important tasks is to help newly crossed-over souls to review their lives. This is a service that helps those still living, too, as it comforts them to know that their passed-away loved ones are now in the care of this merciful Angel.
A Bit of Trivia: Being the Angel of Prophesy, Jeremiel guards the knowledge of the exact day of the final judgement. He is titled the Guardian of the Souls and as thus often compared to Hades, the Greek God of the Dead.
Jophiel -
Michael -
Israfel -
Raziel -
Ariel -
Uriel -
Gabriel -
Raphael -
Zadkiel -
Jeremiel My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 87% on Healing
You scored higher than 75% on Knowledge
You scored higher than 28% on Inspiration
You scored higher than 35% on Strength
Link:
The Angel Test written by
Nitsuki on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Hippie
You are 28% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the
Sociopath.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the
Hand-Raiser, the
Televangelist, and the
Robot.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 27% on Rationality
You scored higher than 69% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 25% on Brutality
You scored higher than 0% on Arrogance
Link:
The Personality Defect Test written by
saint_gasoline on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test The Sex-Fiend
You scored 31 out 45 experience and 32 out of 45 adventurousness!
You are the unprecedented. There's nothing you haven't tried, and nothing you wouldn't try again. Sex is your life. You revel in sex, and love rubbing people's faces in it. It's cool - you enjoy your sexuality to its maximum!
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84% on experience
You scored higher than 63% on adventurousness
Link:
The How Sexual Are You? Test written by
Popcornisyum on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test ¡ 100 % chingón!
You scored 86 %
Either you cheated or your native language is spanish or you really are the master. Show your guns with pride.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 70% on variable 1
Link:
The Spanish Test written by
ILoveNothing on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Saintly
You scored 16 urge to kick!
You've got this result in one of only three ways: You'd like me. You don't have any feet. You're the Dali Llama Hell I didn't even get this catagory....
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 9% on urge to kick
Link:
The Would You Kick Me In The Balls Test written by
dementat on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Elf
You scored 21 violence and 64 morality!
You are the embodiment of peace and harmony. You love nature, animals and probably your fellow man. You are a moral person who would never harm a fly. Self defense is probably the only time you'll use violence.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 18% on violence
You scored higher than 55% on morality
Link:
The Supernatural Identity Test written by
silvergabetha on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Master of your...
You scored 67 spiciness, 66 stamina, and 65 daring!
own domain. I bow to you, o Master Bator. You're dirtier than I am. Just make sure you squeeze in some actual sex, or you're a loser. I'm a loser too, but at least I can jerk off while I fanasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on spiciness
You scored higher than 92% on stamina
You scored higher than 90% on daring
Link:
The Thinking Woman's Masturbation Test written by
lavaniteux on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Wash
You scored 84 variable 1!
You are Wash, Serenity's pilot, only blond, and probably the only one on board that owns a toy that isn't of the sex variety. Even so, you scored Zoe as a wife, so you have to have -something- going on, more than just your Crazy Ivan...
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 28% on variable 1
Link:
The Who are you? Firefly Chars Test written by
x_pookie on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test You are 56% stoner!
Surprised? Smoke a bowl in jubilation! Depressed? Smoke a bowl and cheer up! Excited about your results? Smoke a bowl, and enjoy!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on potluck
Link:
The Ganja Test written by
pekosrob on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test