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the Shock Jock
(66% dark, 46% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 86% on darkness
You scored higher than 50% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 61% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 50% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 15% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid