Fun fun fun...

Mar 04, 2007 21:21

Well...this week has been crazy ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

macdictator March 6 2007, 07:35:01 UTC
Behold: the sequel to the gospel of Mary.

"An oak tree lies near John Sims, crowned by the charts,
where the modern peoples are awed by those with the dull occupation of moving Food World carts;

A thousand years ago Lord Mulfagus set out,
His eyes clenched to crescents and teeth bared in piety,
Both glitter like beetles, wings threshed to oil blowing about.

Napoleon I's leg trembled when his troops turned to rout,
Look! Mulfagus' leg jolts and shakes, surely he is Corsican, maybe a lout.

Mulfagus staggered to a tree, he raised it to his mouth and asked for this mate:
The ears of the nation, to twist and break, not to mention their eyes, to gossip to their brains on that terrible fate.

The tree was silent; Mulfagus smirked, his breath quite rank.
But then it spake, which sounds like spank.

And that verb bears the exact effect it had on Mulfagus;
"OOOO" it crooned, then it leaves crisply turned white.
Mulfagus heard the peoples of the land cry:
"Oh, tree, please save us, we don't have the J-mobile, truly we can't fight!"

The antagonist plucked one of the leaves; a second died silent but then Mully' let out a terrible roar:
A chart was clenched in his talons, the paper held not only one gilded star, but, one more."

Obviously you must restore them to the tree, after battling through nine dungeons for eight rungs of a tree climbing ladder. The ninth is your HEART, which you discover after beating the boss of the last dungeon, Food World Liqours, which happens to be all the bottles fused into the Wonderous White Wine Wizard, whom washes worlds with wars.

Reply

macdictator March 6 2007, 07:36:47 UTC
Woefully, too, I might add.

Reply

acewashy March 6 2007, 13:41:32 UTC
A worhy quest to be sure!

But surely we have the J-mobile on Tuesdyas and Wednesdays from 4 to 9?

Curse you white wine wizzard!

Reply


Leave a comment

Up