oh my the things that will happen when you dont sleep

Jan 01, 2006 19:11

right about now you're going...oh my gosh, not another aim conversation....BUT this one is different...READ IT OKAY?!
mikki and i were bored and tired and this kid was the only person we were "talking" to, so we decided to create a pretend friend...i was typing and mikki was giving me ideas...so when you see a little asterik (*) i misinterpreted mikki...lol...allright! go!

Apogee OfThe Sun: dfeq
Apogee OfThe Sun: haha that was my friend gladys
DrKevinHsu: the one w/ the serious face
Apogee OfThe Sun: uyea
DrKevinHsu: what?
DrKevinHsu: who is glady?
Apogee OfThe Sun: she has multiple personalities and the hiccups
Apogee OfThe Sun: my friend!
DrKevinHsu: is she a REAL flesh and bone friend>
Apogee OfThe Sun: YES
Apogee OfThe Sun: OF COURSE, DO YOU THINK I WOULD JOKE ABOUT THAT!?
DrKevinHsu: ok
DrKevinHsu: well....
Apogee OfThe Sun: SHE'S ATTEMPTING YOGA RIGHT NOW
Apogee OfThe Sun: haha *TO EAT YOGURT
DrKevinHsu: glady is....
Apogee OfThe Sun: YES
DrKevinHsu: does she really have multiple personalities or are u saying u have multiple personalities
Apogee OfThe Sun: NO SHE REALLY DOES
DrKevinHsu: why the caps?
Apogee OfThe Sun: BECAUSE I LIKE THEM, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
DrKevinHsu: ic
Apogee OfThe Sun: GLADYS HATES LOWER CAPS, WE CANT MAKE HER MAD, SHE HURTS ME WHEN I USE THEM
DrKevinHsu: ok
DrKevinHsu: i think ur just playing with me
Apogee OfThe Sun: I THINK I AM NOT
DrKevinHsu: there's no way for u prove u really have a funny friend over there
DrKevinHsu: and to prove ur not the one w/ multiple personalities
Apogee OfThe Sun: GLADYS DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT...DONT DOUBT THE POWER OF GLADYS, SHE HAS BLACK EYES AND NO FINGERS, TONIGHT SHE WILL CRAWL THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW AND TAKE YOUR JOCK STRAP
DrKevinHsu: hey! tell her not to do that
DrKevinHsu: i need that, i never know when im gonna get kicked in the balls
Apogee OfThe Sun: SHE NEEDS IT WORSE THAN YOU DO
Apogee OfThe Sun: IN ONE PERSONALITY, SHE HAS BALLS...BUT SHE'S STILL A GIRL...FIGURE THAT OUT
Apogee OfThe Sun: GLADYS IS HUNGRY...DO YOU HAVE ANY CLAM CHOWDER!!!??? SHE REALLY NEEDS CLAM CHOWDER
DrKevinHsu: no
DrKevinHsu: she has no fingers?
DrKevinHsu: black eyes?
Apogee OfThe Sun: AH, NO
Apogee OfThe Sun: YES
Apogee OfThe Sun: BLACK EYES, NO FINGERS, THAT'S WHAT I SAID, THAT'S MY FRIEND GLADYS
DrKevinHsu: promise to God, swear on 100 bibles your telling the truth?
Apogee OfThe Sun: UM...GLADYS DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SWEARING ON THE BIBLE
Apogee OfThe Sun: SHE'S JEWISH
DrKevinHsu: how does she open doors?
Apogee OfThe Sun: SHE HAS PROSTHETIC HANDS, AND A SEEING MONKEY
Apogee OfThe Sun: IT OPENS DOORS AND WINDOWS
DrKevinHsu: a monkey?
DrKevinHsu: what kind of monkey?
Apogee OfThe Sun: SHE DOESN'T LET IT OUT OF IT'S CAGE UNLESS SHE NEEDS IT BECAUSE IT HAS GONOREAH
Apogee OfThe Sun: AND POOPS ON HER HAIR, SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT...ACTUALLY, NEITHER DO I...I HAVE TO CLEAN HER
DrKevinHsu: have i ever met glady?
DrKevinHsu: so ur saying that serious picture of u is actucally her?
Apogee OfThe Sun: AH, NO
DrKevinHsu: oh
DrKevinHsu: all your pictures are awesome
DrKevinHsu: you have some real talent, you could be a supermodel one day
Apogee OfThe Sun: WE'RE UPLOADING PICTURES OF GLADYS, SHE DOESN'T LIKE SUNLIGHT, SO IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET A GOOD ONE
DrKevinHsu: there's no sun right now
Apogee OfThe Sun: WELL, I NEED A FLASH
Apogee OfThe Sun: AND GLADYS DOESN'T LIKE FLASHES
Apogee OfThe Sun: SO AS I SAID, IT'S DIFFICULT
DrKevinHsu: ic
Apogee OfThe Sun: LOOK! GLADYS FINALLY LET ME GET A PICTURE!
Apogee OfThe Sun wants to directly connect.
DrKevinHsu wants to directly connect.
Apogee OfThe Sun: I SENT IT IN A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE
Apogee OfThe Sun: WELL, GLADYS WANTS HER TOMATO JUICE BATH NOW...WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER...IF GLADYS SAYS IT'S OKAY...GOODBYE!
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