Germans, Asians, Amusement Parks
So I have decided to use this journal since it is conveniently sitting here and it's fun to rant and fume off about my crazy ass life. So I decided to remove all my old dumb posts and start this journal anew and hope for the best. :P So... on to the bitching. :) Yesterday I was at Six Flags marine world for a band trip and some very... interesting things happened. First I went on a ride called hammerhead with my friends were you flip upside-down multiple times in a swinging motion. Me and my two friends sat across from these three German dudes who didn't seem to speak much English. But DAMN did they have a blast, the entire time they were laughing and speaking in rapid German, probably calling me and my friends stupid Americans. The only English words they spoke were "scrambled eggs" and I think they were referring to my testicles since the ride had a really awkward hump in front of your crotch that presses up against your balls when you go up. Nothing else really phenomenal or interesting happened besides that except for the incident with the worst cashier you could ever find. Ever. That evening I went to go get some food from the park (which is ridiculously expensive. They charge $3.75 for bottled water. FREEKIN BOTTLED WATER!) I decided that some cheese bread sounded good so that's what I ordered from the window were this nice looking teenage Asian lady was at the register. So I paid her a ten when she charged me $7.89 for a bottled water and a small cheese bread (I know, hella expensive). And then she totally forgets to give me change. I had to show her my receipt and remind her how to work the cash register. (and I thought Asians were supposed to be smart...) And then she says I had to wait 5 minutes for my bread and I was like, "okay, I can wait." So i waited. And then when the bread comes out, she serves four other people and the bread runs out. Then she comes up to me and says, "Oh... I so sorry. Do you want chicken and fries? They almost same price." At this point I had just about had my fill of this lady and I felt like saying, " No I'm a vegetarian, I just want my f-ing cheese bread!" But since I'm too polite, I just waited another five minutes and got the hell out of there. And in the end I ended up not finishing the bread since it didn't taste that good, and it gave me explosive bowel problems last night so I am running on like five hours of sleep. Oh well.