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[acerbatus]

It's so beautiful outside today. So clear and warm with a nice little breeze. As perfect as this town and all of the wonderful people in it.

I think I might take a walk... or do some gardening!

[ laughter. yes, he's laughing ]

I hope everyone is having a wonderful afternoon.

[ ooc: if you haven't figured it out yet (dear god I hope you did

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[singmeundead]

Oh mah gawd... Did you fall an' crack your head? Because you're so happy, you're gonna make me barf.

[acerbatus]

No, I haven't fallen lately. But thank you for the concern.

What's not to be happy about? We're in Mayfield!

[singmeundead]

[This is a sick, sick game. Vorpal smiles big enough to near split her face in two and speaks in a sugary voice, treating him like one of the drones:]

Oh, Ah dunno, honey. Ah can't believe Ah ain't found this place before! So purdy with the birds singin' and the sun shinin'! Ah looooove Mayfield.

[acerbatus]

Please don't call me honey, if it's not too much trouble. It makes me a uncomfortable.

[ ooc: /dies laughing ]

[singmeundead]

......

Awright, sugarbunches~

((♥))

[acerbatus]

I don't really appreciate being called names like that. So if you could please stop...

[ ♥ ]

[singmeundead]

Ah would, but... it's kinda fun an' entertainment is a might hard to get around here. Ain't anythin' good on the teevee, y'see, darlin'.

[acerbatus]

You could take a walk... or tidy up a bit... or cook, or garden, there's so much to try out! You don't have to watch TV.

[singmeundead]

Ffffahaha. Cook. Right. Like Ah'm gonna cook. Or garden. ...Or clean. Ah'm leavin' that to the lil' husband to take care of.

[acerbatus]

That's really a woman's job, though. I don't think your husband will appreciate that.

[singmeundead]

...OH MAH GAWD AH'M A WOMAN?!

[acerbatus]

Didn't you... say you had a husband?

[singmeundead]

[Silly drones. Can't even take a joke. B(]

...Nevermind, kid. Ain't worth wastin' any more breath on ya.

[acerbatus]

[ to top it off, it's KANDA, and he really can't take a joke ]

Alright, well... if you think so.

[singmeundead]

[Poor Kanda. Vorpal turns to leave, gets about two steps away, then stops. Some kid acting like this is an easy target and Vorpal buries her head in a hand at what she's about to do next.]

Say. Kid. You wanna come over for coffee? Get you somewhere safe so's you're not liable to die.

[acerbatus]

Oh? Sure! Where's your house, ma'am?