Hurble purple hath a red girdle...
(Shout-out to all you Lymond fans! "...how many miles to Babylon?")
Ok, so I went out and bought another pair of purple pants. These are quite unlike any other pants I own and I'm still sort of astounded that I now own them. One, they are striped, which is wrong. Two, they are sort of capri length and I hate capris (they make my legs look short and fat). Three, I think they make my butt look big.
But I couldn't not buy them -- because they only cost $1.99!!! This bargain shopping will be the death of me yet.
Now, I have to be careful. My previous obsession with pants of a certain color is why I own about 5 pairs of brown pants and 4 pairs of green pants. I don't want 5 pairs of purple pants. Help!
Ok, so I went out and bought another pair of purple pants. These are quite unlike any other pants I own and I'm still sort of astounded that I now own them. One, they are striped, which is wrong. Two, they are sort of capri length and I hate capris (they make my legs look short and fat). Three, I think they make my butt look big.
But I couldn't not buy them -- because they only cost $1.99!!! This bargain shopping will be the death of me yet.
Now, I have to be careful. My previous obsession with pants of a certain color is why I own about 5 pairs of brown pants and 4 pairs of green pants. I don't want 5 pairs of purple pants. Help!