IT Giller: Episode 2
Welcome to another of episode of IT Giller! Yet another prompt from pristineungift during the conversation she, I, and 16beckyb had.
Warning: I don’t know anything about designing apps. I don’t even have an iPhone. Just pretend it’s funny. I also don’t know how to spell Shakai’ah. You know, those needle thingies.
"Giller, can you design a Confessor app?"
“A Confessor app, my lord?”
“Yes, like the one the Seeker uses but without the incredibly hot annoying Kahlan interface.”
->
“It has never been done that way bef -”
“Giller! The technology has been around for thousands of years, and you’re suggesting there’s not an app for that?”
“But a Confessor app would take a large amount of system resources, and I don’t know if I have the proper space to pile the corpses - er, I mean, to compiling the code. Now, I saw in Alchemworld Magazine that there’s a new-”
“You can use the Shakai’ah.”
“Is it the special upgrade version with -”
“How in creation should I know? It came from some shepherd boy’s garage sale.”
“Do they at least have the sharpness patch 2.0?”
“Yes, yes, whatever. You’ll be the envy of all the other wizards…alchemists…IT guys…”
“Excellent!”
“And I need this by Friday.”
“Friday, my lord? But that’s co-op night in Creation of Chaos - ”
“Gillaaah! You can play with your CoC later! I WANT PEACE FOR THE MIDLANDS! How am I supposed to do that if I cannot control the rabble’s minds?!”
“Er, I mean, I’ll do my best, but I would likely be more successful if -”
“You can use prisoners as betas.”
“Friday it is!”
Warning: I don’t know anything about designing apps. I don’t even have an iPhone. Just pretend it’s funny. I also don’t know how to spell Shakai’ah. You know, those needle thingies.
"Giller, can you design a Confessor app?"
“A Confessor app, my lord?”
“Yes, like the one the Seeker uses but without the incredibly hot annoying Kahlan interface.”
->
“It has never been done that way bef -”
“Giller! The technology has been around for thousands of years, and you’re suggesting there’s not an app for that?”
“But a Confessor app would take a large amount of system resources, and I don’t know if I have the proper space to pile the corpses - er, I mean, to compiling the code. Now, I saw in Alchemworld Magazine that there’s a new-”
“You can use the Shakai’ah.”
“Is it the special upgrade version with -”
“How in creation should I know? It came from some shepherd boy’s garage sale.”
“Do they at least have the sharpness patch 2.0?”
“Yes, yes, whatever. You’ll be the envy of all the other wizards…alchemists…IT guys…”
“Excellent!”
“And I need this by Friday.”
“Friday, my lord? But that’s co-op night in Creation of Chaos - ”
“Gillaaah! You can play with your CoC later! I WANT PEACE FOR THE MIDLANDS! How am I supposed to do that if I cannot control the rabble’s minds?!”
“Er, I mean, I’ll do my best, but I would likely be more successful if -”
“You can use prisoners as betas.”
“Friday it is!”