One, Two, Buckle my shoe

Oct 24, 2004 22:40

saturday was cool cuz i got my permit and i saw Hagus Magagus at alligator alley. they are by far the best funk band i've ever heard, and papa bear rocks my socks. o yeah and i was happy on friday that my friends showed up at the game to watch me shred on the tenor drumdizzles.

holy crap my grandpa is the funniest guy ever and i never knew it. alright check this out, for shits and giggles at his summer house in new hampshire, he cuts out pics of women from the coupon magazines in the sunday paper, puts labels on them and writes stuff like "im beautiful and i know it, but my farts smell worse then donkey shit" and "right now i am going to fart in the key of B flat", and then leaves them at random places in the grocery store for ppl to find later, like little surprises. oh man, i died twice before i stopped laughing at that.lmaoX2
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