I'm officially banning 'Hello' and Blink 182 is John Hughes Movies Put To Muzak
Just to clarify: Blink 182 used to be a so-called 'punk' band or what have you. But lately, every new song/album makes me feel like I'm watching some gawd-damn John Hughes flick from the 80's (yet set contemporary so the people can relate). Its a fucked up thought, but hey, when do I ever have normal thought processes.
Okay, banning 'hello'. I've decided to fulfill my 'evil-conservative' duties and officially ban 'hello' since the goody-two-shoe-liberals have finally gotten people and corporations to call X-Mas trees 'HOLIDAY TREES'. I shit you not. So I think in accordance, my volley back is to ban 'hello', since that is universally accepted by everyone. Why 'hello'? Because EVERYONE says it and NO ONE gets offended. WELL NOT TODAY BUDDY! TODAY I SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO ALL THAT SAY 'HELLO'! ITS OFFENSIVE TO ME!! DON'T SAY HELLO! SAY HELL-NO TO HELL-O!!
And I finally went back to work today after being sick the whole last week and holiday. And my cheat device that I swear was fucking up--it was the disk! damn user error. So basically I'm a clogged headed dummy. Now where's the cute girl next door that I should fall in love with but will never accept me because I'm her next door neighbor and child-hood friend and don't quite have the coolness to pass into friendship except if the cool guy that she had a crush on decided to use her as a bet to make her into the prom queen because she's a rebellious teenager was a complete jerk-off?
Okay, banning 'hello'. I've decided to fulfill my 'evil-conservative' duties and officially ban 'hello' since the goody-two-shoe-liberals have finally gotten people and corporations to call X-Mas trees 'HOLIDAY TREES'. I shit you not. So I think in accordance, my volley back is to ban 'hello', since that is universally accepted by everyone. Why 'hello'? Because EVERYONE says it and NO ONE gets offended. WELL NOT TODAY BUDDY! TODAY I SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO ALL THAT SAY 'HELLO'! ITS OFFENSIVE TO ME!! DON'T SAY HELLO! SAY HELL-NO TO HELL-O!!
And I finally went back to work today after being sick the whole last week and holiday. And my cheat device that I swear was fucking up--it was the disk! damn user error. So basically I'm a clogged headed dummy. Now where's the cute girl next door that I should fall in love with but will never accept me because I'm her next door neighbor and child-hood friend and don't quite have the coolness to pass into friendship except if the cool guy that she had a crush on decided to use her as a bet to make her into the prom queen because she's a rebellious teenager was a complete jerk-off?