Since the quarantine began, I have been trying to find (or think of) bits of song or poetry that take 20 seconds to utter, used as a way to tell whether you've washed your hands for long enough.
For a long time I was using
"Today's The Day The Teddy Bears Worship Cthulhu", but I finally got bored with it. So I've come up with a more appropriate lyric. Set to the tune of Dolly Parton's hit song "Jolene", I call this "Vaccine" (Parton contribute a large sum of money towards the research on a vacccine).
Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine!
I need to get injected with this stuff!
Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine!
The folks who make it didn't ship enough!
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