So this happened.
So griffengrrl may not be exaggerating when she calls me danger-prone Daphne...
Hello bleeding disoriented man, you really surprised me by entering my house at 2am. I am glad all you wanted to do was cuddle up to the fireplace and bleed on my floor, but I am still rather startled. Thank you for not being aggressive in any way and for not catching fire to yourself, and also for submitting easily to the police. I'm a little anxious about the court-date I now have to attend, but acknowledge that this encounter could have been much worse, and am actually glad that you found someone to call the police for you and didn't freeze outside or stumble into someone who would cause you more harm. Regards, C.
ETA: AHAHAHAHAHA
Hello bleeding disoriented man, you really surprised me by entering my house at 2am. I am glad all you wanted to do was cuddle up to the fireplace and bleed on my floor, but I am still rather startled. Thank you for not being aggressive in any way and for not catching fire to yourself, and also for submitting easily to the police. I'm a little anxious about the court-date I now have to attend, but acknowledge that this encounter could have been much worse, and am actually glad that you found someone to call the police for you and didn't freeze outside or stumble into someone who would cause you more harm. Regards, C.
ETA: AHAHAHAHAHA
