Things what I should do:

[acehorner]

1. Stop being an ass and write to people.
2. See Frankenstein.
3. No, seriously, stop being an ass.
4. Apply to more jobs.
5. Get a bank account out here, so I can
6. Get a learner's permit (I need proof of VA residency).
7. Go on a DC Chocolate Tour.
8. Get a doctor.
9. Go to a doctor's appointment.
10. Figure out the weird ass buses in this town.