How come these are only for guys? Dammit!!bmonkey13February 11 2004, 19:12:05 UTC
Whomever Found My Body;
Mom, if that's you reading this: I was actually murdered, my corpse was desecrated by those "damn dirty faggot jews" you always warned us as kids about and they made me write this to cover up their horrible, heinous crime, and you should stop reading now.
If your reading this and your not my mother, then most likely I am hanging by a noose from the rafters with a smile on my face, a zucchini up my ass and a wad of jiz all over the place.
Damn it, I wish I wouldn't have kicked the chair so far or tied the noose so tight, maybe I should have just sprung for a whore. A.J. you cheap dead bastard.
Oh well, at least I died doing something I loved--asphyxiating myself while watching Blue's Clues.
Sincerely,
A.J.
P.S. I cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.
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Mom, if that's you reading this: I was actually murdered, my corpse was desecrated by those "damn dirty faggot jews" you always warned us as kids about and they made me write this to cover up their horrible, heinous crime, and you should stop reading now.
If your reading this and your not my mother, then most likely I am hanging by a noose from the rafters with a smile on my face, a zucchini up my ass and a wad of jiz all over the place.
Damn it, I wish I wouldn't have kicked the chair so far or tied the noose so tight, maybe I should have just sprung for a whore. A.J. you cheap dead bastard.
Oh well, at least I died doing something I loved--asphyxiating myself while watching Blue's Clues.
Sincerely,
A.J.
P.S. I cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.
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It is definately funny.
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:p
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I think I have to start writing some ACTUAL entries soon ;)
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