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[ace_of_11s]

Hey, so does anybody know where Dexter Grif is? I'm glad our patrolmen have a talent for quelling rumors, but when I guy like Grif goes missing for this long, you have to wonder a little about what's going on. So, someone want to tell me what happened to him?

[Flitered to Simmons]

Did you find out anything?

[Filtered to Adell]Hey, it looks there

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[totallynotaspaz]

Grif is...away. He's...looking for coconuts! Out in the forest! Yeah, that sounds about right!

[ace_of_11s]

Oh, it all makes sense now. He was looking for coconuts, then he was shanghaied by pirates. That must be exactly what happened.

[totallynotaspaz]

Uhhh...sure! Let's go with that!

[ace_of_11s]

*glare glare*

[totallynotaspaz]

...what?

[ace_of_11s]

You and Simmons are both feeing me a load of crap. I'm not stupid.

[totallynotaspaz]

What?! W-we definitely aren't! Nope! Nuh-uh! Perfectly honest here. Not a lying bone in my body!

[ace_of_11s]

Just give it a rest. If you guys aren't going to tell me what's really going on, I'll just find out myself.