Concerns Over Literature

[ace_hits_daleks]

Um... Who left the 'ladies magazines' out in the library?

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VINCENT CHASE

[queensboulevard]

I did.

[ace_hits_daleks]

Who are you?

Well... Take 'em away. It's a bit weird.

[queensboulevard]

But that's the best spot for doing your business.

[ace_hits_daleks]

Wha

No! Sod off! That's exactly why I don't wanna' touch 'em!

[supersuitup]

What kind of "ladies magazines" are we talking here? Good Housekeeping, or "Good Housekeeping"?

LOL THREADJACK

[queensboulevard]

Good Housekeeping.

HUZZAH

[supersuitup]

All right, doing your part to make the Barge a slightly more bearable place! Your humanitarian efforts deserve the highest of fives, my friend!

[queensboulevard]

I'm all for high fives.

...are you in LA?

[godwhocomes]

My sister leaves her ladies magazines out all the time. You know they put all them sex tips in those things? I wonder whose job it is to go out and research it.

Oh, hey, I'm speakin' to the World Wide Web, ain't I?

[ace_hits_daleks]

No, I don't mean...

How the bloody hell are you lot seeing what I write down? You're not even on board!

[godwhocomes]

Ain't that how the internet works?

[ace_hits_daleks]

Not this one!

Sweet Dee, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

[surprisebitches]

What, like Cosmo and Glamour, or are we talking lesbo porn here?

[ace_hits_daleks]

Top shelf stuff, love.

[surprisebitches]

Yeahhhhh, porn is porn, so I dunno what you're talking about.

[ace_hits_daleks]

That is what I'm talking about.

Nine!

[oitheears]

Ace? Blimey that's impossible.

!

[ace_hits_daleks]

Believe me, it's not... Not for around here.

Re: !

[oitheears]

'Round here, what do ya mean for 'round here? Where did the message come out?

[ace_hits_daleks]

The barge! This big prison ship thing we're all on.