Lazy much?
Yeah, so I've been slacking. No posts for how long? Jesus, I'm lame. But I do have an excuse. I've been feeling pretty shitty for the last while and am still kinda off. I'm scheduled for vestibular testing on Friday so maybe I'll get some answers then.
Which, by the way, if you ever get scheduled for vestibular testing hopefully you'll be better off than me. (Poor me whining warning!)
So this damn testing requires me to not partake of certain things for 48 hours before the test. These things being those that would interfere with the test results. So, even though it's the height of allergyville here in Tex-ass I have to give up my singulair and zyrtec and mucinex. And even though I have vertigo (which is why I'm having the testing) I have to give up the meclizine. So that's all great and fine and fucking-skippydoo-licious. But on effing top of all of that - no caffiene. no alcohol. and no fucking cigarettes.
So yeah, they want me to have my head and nose all stuffed up, be dizzy and have my eyes itching so bad I want to scratch them out and on top of it all, I have to go through nicotine withdrawal for 2 days. It's been 9 hours and I'm already going crazy. I might just snap and rip someone's face off before these 48 hours is through.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!
Only 45.5 more hours to go before the test. Yay.
(End whining.)
Anyway, what else... oh, I get to leave on Saturday night for a conference. First ever time I get to go to AALL so it should be fun and interesting. Lots of library-ish things to do and see. Plus - the exhibitions hall where the vendors all try to prostitute themselves to you by heaping bags and bags of swag upon you. Most excellent! I'm looking forward to seeing what good shit I get to bring home. And hopefully I'll I'll be able to see some of the city. I've driven through St. Louis before but never stopped there. I suppose I should go see the arch as every good tourist does. We shall see. By then I might have been arrested for assaulting someone with a stapler or something. I can see the headlines now - "Crazy Lesbian Kills Stupid Person".
Bleh - never mind me, just pat me on the head and say "LQ, don't worry, you only have 45 hours and 14 minutes before the test starts."
Which, by the way, if you ever get scheduled for vestibular testing hopefully you'll be better off than me. (Poor me whining warning!)
So this damn testing requires me to not partake of certain things for 48 hours before the test. These things being those that would interfere with the test results. So, even though it's the height of allergyville here in Tex-ass I have to give up my singulair and zyrtec and mucinex. And even though I have vertigo (which is why I'm having the testing) I have to give up the meclizine. So that's all great and fine and fucking-skippydoo-licious. But on effing top of all of that - no caffiene. no alcohol. and no fucking cigarettes.
So yeah, they want me to have my head and nose all stuffed up, be dizzy and have my eyes itching so bad I want to scratch them out and on top of it all, I have to go through nicotine withdrawal for 2 days. It's been 9 hours and I'm already going crazy. I might just snap and rip someone's face off before these 48 hours is through.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!
Only 45.5 more hours to go before the test. Yay.
(End whining.)
Anyway, what else... oh, I get to leave on Saturday night for a conference. First ever time I get to go to AALL so it should be fun and interesting. Lots of library-ish things to do and see. Plus - the exhibitions hall where the vendors all try to prostitute themselves to you by heaping bags and bags of swag upon you. Most excellent! I'm looking forward to seeing what good shit I get to bring home. And hopefully I'll I'll be able to see some of the city. I've driven through St. Louis before but never stopped there. I suppose I should go see the arch as every good tourist does. We shall see. By then I might have been arrested for assaulting someone with a stapler or something. I can see the headlines now - "Crazy Lesbian Kills Stupid Person".
Bleh - never mind me, just pat me on the head and say "LQ, don't worry, you only have 45 hours and 14 minutes before the test starts."