Maybe its time?
Getting the net finally back has been really good, ive spoken with people that i havent seen in a while which is always nice. I thought to myself "Albert, everyone is updating their LJ, maybe you should to?" No, replied Albert, but look where i am, updating this filthy, filthy space of whinging and mindless rants, much like this one :P
Many things have happened over the space that i havent updated. Ive joined a kick ass band that IS going places, ive met a few really cool people aswell. Ive changed jobs and now I'm teaching drums too.
The world cup has come and gone and by George it was great, stayed up to watch most games of Italy and Australia. All i can say is, FORZA AZZURI!! We fucked France's couch royaly. Zidane had to have a cry cause he couldnt take a jab from Materazzi and got red carded for his trouble, douchebag. Australia, stop having a whinge, there were bad calls all round in the World Cup, dont act like just you were robbed, many penalties were given when they shouldnt have, others werent given. Neill obstructed Matterazzi, legs did clip, some ref's would pay it, others wouldnt, its what the ref's see, unfortunetly Fifa doesnt have the video ref capability which i think they should, but the main ref couldve gone to the linesmen and asked for a second opinion, he didnt, tough. You guys wouldve been trounced by Germany anyway if you got in. Anyhow, enough of my whinging :P Italy did a superb job and must be congratulated on a job well done, even without our star defender Alessandro Nesta. Oh one more thing, Trezeguet, you suck.
Me, Christiano and Tony went to Chadstone on Tuesday night and trained for the upcoming indoor soccer season, our group is ready and raring to go. The name is still not confirmed, but the working team title will be Alberto's comedy variety show hour of soccer with les Murray. Our team consists of:
GK: Marco (*^&*%G%: The South Eastern Suburb's best keeper, and he's only 14! Ok i kid, he's about 20 something but who cares, he can catch the ball and pass it like Buffon can while doing his hair in the mirror and applying hair spray for that trademark shine and stiffness. You wanna score goals, other team? Like fuck you do, just try it, you'll go home crying like little whiney bitches
RB: Christiano Bianco: he prances, he dances, he even takes down a nigger or two with a shoulder tackle, he can take the ball out of Ronaldo's legs, kick him in the ass and pass it back to a teammate with lightning fast pace.He is Christiano Bianco, the whitest man in soccer, next to Damian Duff...but thats a different story altogether. This livewire is a loose cannon, a chip off the old block of a young Vinnie Jones, Christiano, with the help of Antonio make up the impenetrable defence of
LB: Antonio Spencerio: He moves, he grooves, he doesn't break a hip, he is the duel foot defender. He runs at the ball much like a young Gattuso, chips it over a player and then passes it to a striker with power like a gorrilla, yet sort like a nerf ball, try getting past this defender...bitches.
LCM: Davido Adelsbergolio: He twirls the ball around his legs like a less bald Zidane, without headbutting a guy in the chest, he sets up plays like no ones business, and even has time to run a shop...WHILE PLAYING! I bet David Beckham cant do that...tosser. Anyhow, When it comes to setting up chances to score, there is no one better than Adelbergo Spielbergo, when you see a pass, you close your eyes, the next thing you hear is the person next to you swearing because Davido's just fucked his couch...royaly!
RCM: Alberto Di Biase:This youngster looks about twelve but plays like he's a young 35, making up the forward line of ACVSHOSWLM with Davido, this pair have known each other for many years, they know the ins and outs and how one another plays. Alberto has the ability strip the oposing player of the ball, blast beat his head while doing a chuck norris style round house kick AND passing the ball to the striker for the goal. The man who has perfected the paul-stanley-dont-play-guitar-just-point-and-dance-move will show you what that dance is all about.
S: Ryanesso Mackizzi: The Striker, the class of the team, the goal scorer, the purveyor of fine goals and food, if one had to have a striker, it'd be Mackizzi. His class outshines the whole of the other team, makes them walk away in disgust and shame back to Ghana. Ryan once scored a goal while typing an LJ post, writing a text message and doing his laundry...AT THE SAME TIME, no shit! If that doesnt tell you how good a player he is, then fuck off...and i mena now, just get up and fuck off...cuntwagons...
Be sure to see ACVSHOSWLM (remember, its a working title) playing at Springvale South, representin' the South East, and fucking couches...thats right, you guesed it...ROYALY!
Many things have happened over the space that i havent updated. Ive joined a kick ass band that IS going places, ive met a few really cool people aswell. Ive changed jobs and now I'm teaching drums too.
The world cup has come and gone and by George it was great, stayed up to watch most games of Italy and Australia. All i can say is, FORZA AZZURI!! We fucked France's couch royaly. Zidane had to have a cry cause he couldnt take a jab from Materazzi and got red carded for his trouble, douchebag. Australia, stop having a whinge, there were bad calls all round in the World Cup, dont act like just you were robbed, many penalties were given when they shouldnt have, others werent given. Neill obstructed Matterazzi, legs did clip, some ref's would pay it, others wouldnt, its what the ref's see, unfortunetly Fifa doesnt have the video ref capability which i think they should, but the main ref couldve gone to the linesmen and asked for a second opinion, he didnt, tough. You guys wouldve been trounced by Germany anyway if you got in. Anyhow, enough of my whinging :P Italy did a superb job and must be congratulated on a job well done, even without our star defender Alessandro Nesta. Oh one more thing, Trezeguet, you suck.
Me, Christiano and Tony went to Chadstone on Tuesday night and trained for the upcoming indoor soccer season, our group is ready and raring to go. The name is still not confirmed, but the working team title will be Alberto's comedy variety show hour of soccer with les Murray. Our team consists of:
GK: Marco (*^&*%G%: The South Eastern Suburb's best keeper, and he's only 14! Ok i kid, he's about 20 something but who cares, he can catch the ball and pass it like Buffon can while doing his hair in the mirror and applying hair spray for that trademark shine and stiffness. You wanna score goals, other team? Like fuck you do, just try it, you'll go home crying like little whiney bitches
RB: Christiano Bianco: he prances, he dances, he even takes down a nigger or two with a shoulder tackle, he can take the ball out of Ronaldo's legs, kick him in the ass and pass it back to a teammate with lightning fast pace.He is Christiano Bianco, the whitest man in soccer, next to Damian Duff...but thats a different story altogether. This livewire is a loose cannon, a chip off the old block of a young Vinnie Jones, Christiano, with the help of Antonio make up the impenetrable defence of
LB: Antonio Spencerio: He moves, he grooves, he doesn't break a hip, he is the duel foot defender. He runs at the ball much like a young Gattuso, chips it over a player and then passes it to a striker with power like a gorrilla, yet sort like a nerf ball, try getting past this defender...bitches.
LCM: Davido Adelsbergolio: He twirls the ball around his legs like a less bald Zidane, without headbutting a guy in the chest, he sets up plays like no ones business, and even has time to run a shop...WHILE PLAYING! I bet David Beckham cant do that...tosser. Anyhow, When it comes to setting up chances to score, there is no one better than Adelbergo Spielbergo, when you see a pass, you close your eyes, the next thing you hear is the person next to you swearing because Davido's just fucked his couch...royaly!
RCM: Alberto Di Biase:This youngster looks about twelve but plays like he's a young 35, making up the forward line of ACVSHOSWLM with Davido, this pair have known each other for many years, they know the ins and outs and how one another plays. Alberto has the ability strip the oposing player of the ball, blast beat his head while doing a chuck norris style round house kick AND passing the ball to the striker for the goal. The man who has perfected the paul-stanley-dont-play-guitar-just-point-and-dance-move will show you what that dance is all about.
S: Ryanesso Mackizzi: The Striker, the class of the team, the goal scorer, the purveyor of fine goals and food, if one had to have a striker, it'd be Mackizzi. His class outshines the whole of the other team, makes them walk away in disgust and shame back to Ghana. Ryan once scored a goal while typing an LJ post, writing a text message and doing his laundry...AT THE SAME TIME, no shit! If that doesnt tell you how good a player he is, then fuck off...and i mena now, just get up and fuck off...cuntwagons...
Be sure to see ACVSHOSWLM (remember, its a working title) playing at Springvale South, representin' the South East, and fucking couches...thats right, you guesed it...ROYALY!