ABC can suck it.

Jan 21, 2009 20:35

Dear head honcho of ABC,

Why must you restore my faith in television with a show as beautiful, visionary, quirky, clever, and perfect as Pushing Daisies and then yank it away without even giving us fans closure. You fail EPICALLY.

Sincerely,

Pissed.

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moviequeen985 January 22 2009, 04:00:43 UTC
"Dear Pissed,

Due to the many complaints I've had about canceling "Pushing Daisies," I've decided to jump off a cliff. I expect this has been fixed to your satisfaction.

After the network broadcasts my untimely death, I would appreciate it if you would still watch out other banal, redundant and sexually exploitative shows like "Grey's Anatomy" "Private Practice" and "Lost," as my widow, children and their own bastard children will be in need of money that would've been better spent keeping "Pushing Daisies" going.

All the Best,

Head Honcho of ABC.

PS: Please take a coupon for a discounted converter box as we will be switching from analog to digital in February.

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accordingtolulu January 22 2009, 04:47:49 UTC
LOL...I love you! This is just...classic. yep. classic is a good way to describe it.

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moviequeen985 January 22 2009, 05:00:55 UTC
LOL. As good as Jimmy Carter?

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accordingtolulu January 22 2009, 05:19:03 UTC
i'm going to have to say better. the discounted coupon was an especially nice touch ;P

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moviequeen985 January 22 2009, 13:40:14 UTC
*bows* Thank you!

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