Thirty Days of Spam...Day 29 - Audience Participation
Part three in the series of "Recs You Might Not Expect From Me": Fics that are synonymous with hot.
It's Sunday which means it's time for recs, but I thought I'd do them with a bit of a twist this time. I'm going to be asking for help from you. Last week's recs featured fics with some insanely hot sex. But I have to be honest. I tend to be the type of person who reads porn for the articles, so to speak. So I don't really focus on the sex. Not that I'm skimming over the sex, because, um, no. Just that it's not usually the thing I remember most about a fic. So this is where you come in. When you think of of a fic that is just ridiculously, insanely, smoking hot, is there a title that immediately comes to mind?
This doesn't mean that you're limited to PWPs or that the fic doesn't have an absolutely brilliant plot, strong characterization, or sparkling dialogue. Just that whenever you hear the title, the very first thing you think is, "Oh, yeah, hottest. fic. EVAH". The fic that you always head straight for when you are in the mood for porn.
I figure most people can name more than one. I'll take as many or as few as you've got. For, um, research purposes. *cough* Any fandom, any pairing, any kink. Links would be a bonus, though title and author are good.
Below are just a few of mine. Most are Snarry because I listed most of my non-Snarry fics last week. I actually feel a bit bad about the fact that so many of these are so much more than the sex, but, honestly, the first thing I think is HOMG, HOT. So...
1.
Title: The Boy Who Lived a Bit
Author: Barbarella/anal_cram_ink
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 58,754
Warnings: Rimming, facial
Summary: Post-Hogwarts, though the War still rages. Harry is holed up at 12 Grimmauld Place with Lupin as his primary protector. Some of the best distractions in these days are provided by one Severus Snape.
Bonus: There is also an equally hot sequel, Care of Magical Teenagers and an even hotter just under 3K words PWP to satisfy the voyeur in all of us courtesy of Ron Weasley and an invisibility cloak, Wrong on So Many Levels.
2.
Title: Big Dick, Come Quick
Author: Calanthe/calanthe_fics
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 192,841
Warnings: Explicit sex, mild bondage, sex toys, masturbation, voyeurism/exhibitionism
Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.
3.
Title: Cambiare Podentes: Invocare
Author: Jordan Grant
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 302,717
Warnings: Addiction/Drug Use, Ambiguous Consent, Dom/Sub Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Con, Violence/Torture, Rape
Summary: A new prophecy comes to light, one that promises death for Harry Potter and enslavement for the wizarding world, unless Harry himself consents to being enslaved--irrevocably and for life--to Severus Snape.
Bonus: Although you could read the first part as a stand-alone fic, the series is intended to be read in two volumes. Volume two, Cambiare Podentes: Madurare is here.
4.
Title: Spice of Life
Author: Anise
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming
Word Count: 1,730
Summary: Harry thinks their sex life is in a rut. Severus resolves the issue nicely.
5.
Title: A Question of Etiquette
Author: swtalmnd
Pairing: Snape/Harry/Weasley Twins
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 152,528
Warnings: Slash, underage (16), twincest, threesomes, BDSM & general kinkiness
Summary: Snape takes it upon himself to teach Harry the etiquette of arranging homosexual liaisons in the wizarding world. The twins help with the practicals.
6.
Title: Quid Pro Quo
Author: auctasinistra
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 29,837
Summary: Harry is cursed, and comes to Snape for the cure.
Bonus: There is some simply stunning art to accompany this story, Quid Pro Quo: A Tribute by lizardspots.
7.
Title: Snape: The Home Fries Nazi
Author: pir8fancier
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 27,808
Summary: In the aftermath of Harry's defeat of Voldemort, all Death Eaters lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he works as a short order cook in a diner. Harry seeks him out to ask for advice.
8.
Title: Fall Into Charybdis
Author: nimori
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 16,855
Warnings: Incest, humor
Summary: A tale of the further woes of the Boy Who Lived -- who, having escaped the monster Scylla, has fallen into Charybdis (Charybdis being he of the hooked nose and greasy hair). Which is all a terribly pretentious way of saying out of the frying pan, into the fire.
9.
Title: Rite of Passage
Author: rushlight
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 12,602
Warnings: student/teacher
Summary: When Harry comes of age in the wizarding world, he has to find someone to aid him in the passage to adulthood.
10.
Title: Knockturn in the Rain
Author: Dayse
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 5,213
Warnings: Violence, prostitution, under-age, character death, dark
Summary: Severus Snape meets Harry Potter in Knockturn Alley.
Bonus: Excerpt from the fic:
Sweet Merlin, I'm going to Hell. But tomorrow, I think, I will stay home.
11.
Title: Water Lilies and Lotus Seeds
Author: chazpure
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 11,800
Warnings: Frottage, semi-public sex, oral
Summary: When his godson recommended a "fascinating" Muggle establishment for a relaxing experience, Harry was intrigued, but he was unprepared for finding the owner fascinating as well.
12.
Title: The Sadness of Eros
Author: loupgarou1750
Pairing: Snape/Harry, Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 62,289
Warnings: : Dom/Sub Relationship, Het, Multiple Partners, Non-Snarry Pairing, Partner Betrayal, Violence/Torture, Infidelity
Summary: "The open palm of desire wants everything" or, Harry cheats.
13.
Title: Private Lessons in Piety
Author: isidore13 and dementordelta
Pairing: Harry Potter (an altar boy)/Severus Snape (a priest)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, blatant disrespect of religion, underage
Bonus: This fic is complete on its own, but if you like this one, you should poke Delta and Izzy to *finally* publish the remaining fics in this series. Wicked and sinful in all the very omgsmokinghottest best ways, the series comes complete with signature dementordelta ending. These two ladies make turning filthy!dirty!wrong porn into a love story into an art form.
14.
Title: One Warm Beautiful Thing
Author: Minx
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22,068
Summary: Sequel to Till Break of Day and starts three weeks after the end of that story. If you haven't read that, this one won't make much sense. Problems from without and within threaten Harry and Snape's new relationship.
15.
Title: A Wizard Song
Author: Telanu
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: teacher/student relationship
Summary: Harry's finally back at Hogwarts for his sixth year, and he decides he's ready to throw himself (and Snape) headlong into the tangles and mazes that constitute a relationship. But he doesn't realise yet just how tangled that's going to be.
Bonus: This is actually Part 5 of the Tea Series. Unless you just want to skip to the end and read the *amazing* porn, you probably will need to read the earlier parts to make sense of the story. Though, seriously, you can read the porn all by itself. I know I do. It's toward the end of chapter 20.
16.
Title: Be Wise and Keep On
Author: ladyflowdi
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: first-time, initially awkward sex
Summary: Shameless smut with no redeeming value. “Patience,” Arthur said, and nudged Merlin’s foot up onto his shoulder. His tongue was caught between his teeth. “It can’t be this difficult, there’s only so much room in here.”
So...anyone else?
It's Sunday which means it's time for recs, but I thought I'd do them with a bit of a twist this time. I'm going to be asking for help from you. Last week's recs featured fics with some insanely hot sex. But I have to be honest. I tend to be the type of person who reads porn for the articles, so to speak. So I don't really focus on the sex. Not that I'm skimming over the sex, because, um, no. Just that it's not usually the thing I remember most about a fic. So this is where you come in. When you think of of a fic that is just ridiculously, insanely, smoking hot, is there a title that immediately comes to mind?
This doesn't mean that you're limited to PWPs or that the fic doesn't have an absolutely brilliant plot, strong characterization, or sparkling dialogue. Just that whenever you hear the title, the very first thing you think is, "Oh, yeah, hottest. fic. EVAH". The fic that you always head straight for when you are in the mood for porn.
I figure most people can name more than one. I'll take as many or as few as you've got. For, um, research purposes. *cough* Any fandom, any pairing, any kink. Links would be a bonus, though title and author are good.
Below are just a few of mine. Most are Snarry because I listed most of my non-Snarry fics last week. I actually feel a bit bad about the fact that so many of these are so much more than the sex, but, honestly, the first thing I think is HOMG, HOT. So...
1.
Title: The Boy Who Lived a Bit
Author: Barbarella/anal_cram_ink
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 58,754
Warnings: Rimming, facial
Summary: Post-Hogwarts, though the War still rages. Harry is holed up at 12 Grimmauld Place with Lupin as his primary protector. Some of the best distractions in these days are provided by one Severus Snape.
Bonus: There is also an equally hot sequel, Care of Magical Teenagers and an even hotter just under 3K words PWP to satisfy the voyeur in all of us courtesy of Ron Weasley and an invisibility cloak, Wrong on So Many Levels.
2.
Title: Big Dick, Come Quick
Author: Calanthe/calanthe_fics
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 192,841
Warnings: Explicit sex, mild bondage, sex toys, masturbation, voyeurism/exhibitionism
Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.
3.
Title: Cambiare Podentes: Invocare
Author: Jordan Grant
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 302,717
Warnings: Addiction/Drug Use, Ambiguous Consent, Dom/Sub Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Con, Violence/Torture, Rape
Summary: A new prophecy comes to light, one that promises death for Harry Potter and enslavement for the wizarding world, unless Harry himself consents to being enslaved--irrevocably and for life--to Severus Snape.
Bonus: Although you could read the first part as a stand-alone fic, the series is intended to be read in two volumes. Volume two, Cambiare Podentes: Madurare is here.
4.
Title: Spice of Life
Author: Anise
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming
Word Count: 1,730
Summary: Harry thinks their sex life is in a rut. Severus resolves the issue nicely.
5.
Title: A Question of Etiquette
Author: swtalmnd
Pairing: Snape/Harry/Weasley Twins
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 152,528
Warnings: Slash, underage (16), twincest, threesomes, BDSM & general kinkiness
Summary: Snape takes it upon himself to teach Harry the etiquette of arranging homosexual liaisons in the wizarding world. The twins help with the practicals.
6.
Title: Quid Pro Quo
Author: auctasinistra
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 29,837
Summary: Harry is cursed, and comes to Snape for the cure.
Bonus: There is some simply stunning art to accompany this story, Quid Pro Quo: A Tribute by lizardspots.
7.
Title: Snape: The Home Fries Nazi
Author: pir8fancier
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 27,808
Summary: In the aftermath of Harry's defeat of Voldemort, all Death Eaters lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he works as a short order cook in a diner. Harry seeks him out to ask for advice.
8.
Title: Fall Into Charybdis
Author: nimori
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 16,855
Warnings: Incest, humor
Summary: A tale of the further woes of the Boy Who Lived -- who, having escaped the monster Scylla, has fallen into Charybdis (Charybdis being he of the hooked nose and greasy hair). Which is all a terribly pretentious way of saying out of the frying pan, into the fire.
9.
Title: Rite of Passage
Author: rushlight
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 12,602
Warnings: student/teacher
Summary: When Harry comes of age in the wizarding world, he has to find someone to aid him in the passage to adulthood.
10.
Title: Knockturn in the Rain
Author: Dayse
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 5,213
Warnings: Violence, prostitution, under-age, character death, dark
Summary: Severus Snape meets Harry Potter in Knockturn Alley.
Bonus: Excerpt from the fic:
Sweet Merlin, I'm going to Hell. But tomorrow, I think, I will stay home.
11.
Title: Water Lilies and Lotus Seeds
Author: chazpure
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 11,800
Warnings: Frottage, semi-public sex, oral
Summary: When his godson recommended a "fascinating" Muggle establishment for a relaxing experience, Harry was intrigued, but he was unprepared for finding the owner fascinating as well.
12.
Title: The Sadness of Eros
Author: loupgarou1750
Pairing: Snape/Harry, Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count 62,289
Warnings: : Dom/Sub Relationship, Het, Multiple Partners, Non-Snarry Pairing, Partner Betrayal, Violence/Torture, Infidelity
Summary: "The open palm of desire wants everything" or, Harry cheats.
13.
Title: Private Lessons in Piety
Author: isidore13 and dementordelta
Pairing: Harry Potter (an altar boy)/Severus Snape (a priest)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, blatant disrespect of religion, underage
Bonus: This fic is complete on its own, but if you like this one, you should poke Delta and Izzy to *finally* publish the remaining fics in this series. Wicked and sinful in all the very omgsmokinghottest best ways, the series comes complete with signature dementordelta ending. These two ladies make turning filthy!dirty!wrong porn into a love story into an art form.
14.
Title: One Warm Beautiful Thing
Author: Minx
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22,068
Summary: Sequel to Till Break of Day and starts three weeks after the end of that story. If you haven't read that, this one won't make much sense. Problems from without and within threaten Harry and Snape's new relationship.
15.
Title: A Wizard Song
Author: Telanu
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: teacher/student relationship
Summary: Harry's finally back at Hogwarts for his sixth year, and he decides he's ready to throw himself (and Snape) headlong into the tangles and mazes that constitute a relationship. But he doesn't realise yet just how tangled that's going to be.
Bonus: This is actually Part 5 of the Tea Series. Unless you just want to skip to the end and read the *amazing* porn, you probably will need to read the earlier parts to make sense of the story. Though, seriously, you can read the porn all by itself. I know I do. It's toward the end of chapter 20.
16.
Title: Be Wise and Keep On
Author: ladyflowdi
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: first-time, initially awkward sex
Summary: Shameless smut with no redeeming value. “Patience,” Arthur said, and nudged Merlin’s foot up onto his shoulder. His tongue was caught between his teeth. “It can’t be this difficult, there’s only so much room in here.”
So...anyone else?