Thirty Days of Spam...Day 23 - The Future of Snarry
Although I'm at a loss to understand it, it would appear many people fear for the future of our beloved Snarry ship. About once a week or so I'll run across either a post or a discussion wibbling about its future predicting doom and gloom and bemoaning the potential loss of untold scores of unwritten porn. Well, this is certainly something that concerns all of us Snarry fen and I decided I needed to do something about it. We don't need speculation; what we need are answers. Since Trelawney wasn't available, I have located another highly respected source: my Magic 8-ball.
Just as the ad claims, the world-famous Magic 8-ball reaches into the future to find the answers to your questions. It knows what will be, and is willing to share this with you. So to ease the minds of everyone, or should the worst befall us, give us enough time to download the entire contents of WTP, snape-potter, snarry_games, snarry_swap, snarry_holidays, and roughly one hundred thousand personal journals, websites, and Yahoo groups to our hard drives. Clearly the earlier we know what to expect, the better.
So *deep breath* here we go:
Is the Snarry ship in danger of sinking?
It is decidedly so.
Um, well this certainly throws a wrench into how I planned for the rest of this post to go. Perhaps you didn't hear me: Is the Snarry ship in danger of sinking?
Yes, definitely.
Really?
Outlook good.
"Outlook good?!" Hm. O rly? You wouldn't happen to sekritly be a Drarry shipper?
My reply is no.
So what you are saying here is that you are openly a Drarry shipper?
Very doubtful.
Ah. You prefer the term HP/DM shipper?
It is decidedly so.
As I suspected. So you are very sure the Snarry ship is in danger of sinking?
Most likely.
You aren't going to help me steer this post the way I want no matter how many different ways I ask the question, are you?
You may rely on it.
Okay, then. Can the Snarry ship be saved?
Yes.
Is more porn the answer?
It is certain.
Apparently more porn is the answer to everything since I didn't actually finish my question! Is more porn what is needed to save our ship?
As I see it, yes.
What about more plot?
Yes, definitely.
What about art?
Very doubtful.
Well, I didn't mean my art. I meant art with porn.
As I see it, yes.
So, to save our beloved Snarry we need more porn, more plot, and more art from everyone except me?
Without a doubt.
So, there you have it! It is up to us to save the Snarry ship. And all of us need to do our part. Except for me apparently. But all the rest of you. *makes rude gesture at Magic-8 Ball*
Just as the ad claims, the world-famous Magic 8-ball reaches into the future to find the answers to your questions. It knows what will be, and is willing to share this with you. So to ease the minds of everyone, or should the worst befall us, give us enough time to download the entire contents of WTP, snape-potter, snarry_games, snarry_swap, snarry_holidays, and roughly one hundred thousand personal journals, websites, and Yahoo groups to our hard drives. Clearly the earlier we know what to expect, the better.
So *deep breath* here we go:
Is the Snarry ship in danger of sinking?
It is decidedly so.
Um, well this certainly throws a wrench into how I planned for the rest of this post to go. Perhaps you didn't hear me: Is the Snarry ship in danger of sinking?
Yes, definitely.
Really?
Outlook good.
"Outlook good?!" Hm. O rly? You wouldn't happen to sekritly be a Drarry shipper?
My reply is no.
So what you are saying here is that you are openly a Drarry shipper?
Very doubtful.
Ah. You prefer the term HP/DM shipper?
It is decidedly so.
As I suspected. So you are very sure the Snarry ship is in danger of sinking?
Most likely.
You aren't going to help me steer this post the way I want no matter how many different ways I ask the question, are you?
You may rely on it.
Okay, then. Can the Snarry ship be saved?
Yes.
Is more porn the answer?
It is certain.
Apparently more porn is the answer to everything since I didn't actually finish my question! Is more porn what is needed to save our ship?
As I see it, yes.
What about more plot?
Yes, definitely.
What about art?
Very doubtful.
Well, I didn't mean my art. I meant art with porn.
As I see it, yes.
So, to save our beloved Snarry we need more porn, more plot, and more art from everyone except me?
Without a doubt.
So, there you have it! It is up to us to save the Snarry ship. And all of us need to do our part. Except for me apparently. But all the rest of you. *makes rude gesture at Magic-8 Ball*