Can't for the life of me remember where...
The fic was set about Christmas and Remus is sitting in Sirius' apartment, looking at the presents that are under the tree. He thinks about how most of the presents come from women with exotic names, old girlfriends presumably. Sirius walks in and sees him sitting there staring at the presents, so he bundles them up and takes the out of the apartment. He comes back and asks Remus to make a sign, I believe, saying something akin to TAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK. Or something like that. I can't remember whether it was just the section of a story, or the whole story itself. It may have had sex, but I can't seem to recall.
Anywho, it's be lovely if someone could point out where I could find it. Thanks.
Anywho, it's be lovely if someone could point out where I could find it. Thanks.