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Ok, so I'm looking for a fic I read a while back. Sirius finds a christmas present from Remus hidden in the ceiling. Sirius thinks that it is an XL vibrating dildo. He then jumps to the conclusion that Remus thinks he's not 'big' enough and So Sirius starts to worry about it to the point that they are messing around and he can't 'keep it up'. After much humerous angsting from Sirius it turns out that it was actually a unfortunatly shaped massager. Anyone??