Snippets of Dialogue
My brain loves to suddenly toss me random bits of information, and then refuse to give me the context. It has done this twice now in the last two weeks, and it's driving me mad.
Firstly, I remember a conversation between James and the other Marauders. James made some god-awful euphemism for sex involving Quaffles and goal posts (I think it went something along the lines of, "I wouldn't mind putting my Quaffle through her goal post, if you know what I mean.") and Sirius -- or Remus, or both of them -- point out that the euphemism is god-awful. It was a MWPP-fic, but sadly I rememeber nothing else.
Secondly; this is a post-Azkaban fic, and I seem to recall it being bittersweet. Sirius remarked that Remus had quit smoking and said something like, "Good for you. It's a filthy habit," and Remus corrected, "Expensive habit."
These two have been nagging at the back of my mind for weeks, and I really hope you wonderful people will be able to help me.
Firstly, I remember a conversation between James and the other Marauders. James made some god-awful euphemism for sex involving Quaffles and goal posts (I think it went something along the lines of, "I wouldn't mind putting my Quaffle through her goal post, if you know what I mean.") and Sirius -- or Remus, or both of them -- point out that the euphemism is god-awful. It was a MWPP-fic, but sadly I rememeber nothing else.
Secondly; this is a post-Azkaban fic, and I seem to recall it being bittersweet. Sirius remarked that Remus had quit smoking and said something like, "Good for you. It's a filthy habit," and Remus corrected, "Expensive habit."
These two have been nagging at the back of my mind for weeks, and I really hope you wonderful people will be able to help me.