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So from like 1:45 - 2:30 am last night, I stood by the skinny window thing next to our front door and watched all these bugs having a HUGE fiesta outside the door. They were all the same type of bug too, these orangish lady-bug-like things, but bigger. There were more than 100, mkay. Some of the cooler bugs were constantly flying around, showing off their moves, while some of the more shy and quiet bugs were just chillin' by the wall :P This one crazy bug kept flying up to the lightbulb, then flying to the wall then down to the ground, then back up to the lightbulb, and did it over and over a zillion times. I'm sure he was drunk, mm-hmm.
And, man, they were having sex like whoa. These 2 bugs were mating almost the entire time. The guy bug (I'm assuming he was the guy cuz he was bigger and on top) kept on climbing on top of the girl, and at first she tried to move away, but after awhile she gave up and let him have his wicked way with her ;) And at various times, he'd get tired and climb off, rest for approximately 15 seconds, then climb back on. Oh, and I swear I could see them humping at random times too, lol.
Then, up by the lightbulb, another pair of bugs were mating the whole time also. The girl was holding onto the side of the glass thing around the bulb, and the guy was on top of her, but his ass/lower legs were dangling off. How uncomfortable! Atleast the previously mentioned couple was on the ground. And horizontal, ha.
About 10 minutes before I decided to come back upstairs, I noticed a group of bugs having sex together by the rug. YES, a group. I think 4 of them were involved. A tiny lonely bug was sitting like a foot away from the group, and this huge macho bug decided to go over and rape her, but she managed to get away and walked towards the group, and at first I thought she was gonna join in with their activities, but she just disappeared inside them and reappeared on the other side of the lump of bugs after like a sec and continued on her way. She kept walking a few more feet then fell off the step, lol.
Oh, and why was I standing there watching the bugs have a sexual fiesta, you ask? Because my mom couldn't sleep and decided to clip her toenails in the living room and I didn't want her to be alone. How nice of me :D
Hope you enjoyed reading about my insect escapade! (Or should I say sexcapade? ;P)
[And I didn't put this behind a cut on PURPOSE, hee hee.]
And, man, they were having sex like whoa. These 2 bugs were mating almost the entire time. The guy bug (I'm assuming he was the guy cuz he was bigger and on top) kept on climbing on top of the girl, and at first she tried to move away, but after awhile she gave up and let him have his wicked way with her ;) And at various times, he'd get tired and climb off, rest for approximately 15 seconds, then climb back on. Oh, and I swear I could see them humping at random times too, lol.
Then, up by the lightbulb, another pair of bugs were mating the whole time also. The girl was holding onto the side of the glass thing around the bulb, and the guy was on top of her, but his ass/lower legs were dangling off. How uncomfortable! Atleast the previously mentioned couple was on the ground. And horizontal, ha.
About 10 minutes before I decided to come back upstairs, I noticed a group of bugs having sex together by the rug. YES, a group. I think 4 of them were involved. A tiny lonely bug was sitting like a foot away from the group, and this huge macho bug decided to go over and rape her, but she managed to get away and walked towards the group, and at first I thought she was gonna join in with their activities, but she just disappeared inside them and reappeared on the other side of the lump of bugs after like a sec and continued on her way. She kept walking a few more feet then fell off the step, lol.
Oh, and why was I standing there watching the bugs have a sexual fiesta, you ask? Because my mom couldn't sleep and decided to clip her toenails in the living room and I didn't want her to be alone. How nice of me :D
Hope you enjoyed reading about my insect escapade! (Or should I say sexcapade? ;P)
[And I didn't put this behind a cut on PURPOSE, hee hee.]