text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.5)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses that I know about:
+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 10th of the month.
+ There's always one between the 19th and the 29th.
+ There's approximately 2 viruses per month. One long and one short.
+ The long virus usually happens towards the end of the month and averages

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

Why food?

[accidents]

Why not food? We haven't had a feast yet.

[sandinmyboots]

Can we trust the food it brings for specifically this? What if the pudding makes you fall in love with the person you're sitting next to?

[accidents]

At this point, I don't see why we shouldn't just go with it. It wouldn't be permanent. Awkward, I suppose, but nothing painful.

[sandinmyboots]

Aha. I'll just avoid the pudding!

[accidents]

Good plan.