text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.4)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses that I know about:
+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 10th of the month.
+ There's always one between the 19th and the 29th.
+ There's approximately 2 viruses per month. One long and one short.
+ The long virus usually happens towards the end of the month and averages

Comments

[likethetragedy]

It was a very nice dress. [She's resisting the urge to snicker here. Appreciate her thoughtfulness, Jane.]

So does this mean you're throwing us a slumber party?

[accidents]

It was a dress for like... a medieval sex machine or something.

Don't know if everybody could fit in my house.

[likethetragedy]

I wonder what inspired that choice.

Hm. Who else has a big house?

[accidents]

Who knows. It's like it thinks I'm a dominatrix.

You?

[likethetragedy]

Or it wants other people to think you are.

I'm not sure I trust some of these members in my house.... or world for that matter.

[accidents]

That's not cool.

You don't have to invite everyone.

[likethetragedy]

You had to know it was going to try to get back at you eventually. At least this way is harmless.

Who would I invite then?

[accidents]

Get back at me? It's not hand picking people to mess with.

Me. Ariadne. Mister Popcorn....

[likethetragedy]

Are you sure? I can't help noticing the way it directly contradicted your predictions.

Small guest list. I can think of two people to add onto it if you wouldn't mind the extra company.

[Forget the fact it would be in her huge ridiculous house..]

[accidents]

Well you pointed out not trusting certain people in your house. I figured you wouldn't trust them anywhere with you sleeping.

Wouldn't mind one bit. Who'd you have in mind?

[likethetragedy]

You're right about that. I wouldn't be able to sleep with them there.

I was thinking about Azula and Candy assuming the last one will be allowed to lead. The world she's in now stops her from leaving or so we think anyways.

[accidents]

Exactly. So we just won't invite anyone you can't sleep with.
....Sleep in the same room with. Not-- Yeah.

Stop her from leaving? That's certainly interesting. I wonder what for.

[likethetragedy]

First list might be a little too exclusive.

My guess? It needs her there for some reason.