text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.4)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses that I know about:
+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 10th of the month.
+ There's always one between the 19th and the 29th.
+ There's approximately 2 viruses per month. One long and one short.
+ The long virus usually happens towards the end of the month and averages

Comments

[archicheck]

Your options always sound much more appealing, Jane.

[accidents]

It's because they don't end in massive amounts of awkward, I think.

[archicheck]

I think in this case it would depend on the slumber party.

[accidents]

What kind of slumber party would you want?

[archicheck]

I don't even know...I haven't been to a slumber party since middle school.