text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.3)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses that I know about:+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 11th of the month

Comments

[kismesist]

CONGRATS ON BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH CONCRETE INFORMATION ABOUT THESE FUCKING VIRUSES.
NOW WE HAVE THE BLESSING OF BEING ABLE TO POTENTIALLY PREDICT THEM
AND PREPARE OURSELVES FOR A FEW DAYS OF COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOCY FROM OUR AND EVERYBODY ELSE'S PART.

[accidents]

Thanks. I try.

[kismesist]

SO HOW FUCKING LONG AGO HAS THIS COMMUNITY'S SNARE CLOSED IN ON YOU.
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.

[accidents]

How long have I been here you mean? I'm going on 4 months.

[kismesist]

For fuck's sake, I hope I don't stick around that long.

[accidents]

You might end up. I haven't tallied the usual stay but I think the average might be higher than that.

[kismesist]

I would rather be trapped in a clogged waste chute than spend months on this community.

[accidents]

A clogged waste chute? Really? I don't really think that would be more enjoyable.

[kismesist]

Then you are underestimating how much it pains me to have to deal with shitty human antics.

[accidents]

I think I'm gathering that considering you'd rather be suck in a pile of garbage.

We're not all bad, you know.

[kismesist]

Maybe not, but even the better ones display traits of an incurable disease called STUPIDITY. It's probably really deeply ingrained into your DNA.

[accidents]

There's a margin for error and a lot of people with huge margins but a lot of us can be smart if you give us a shot.

[kismesist]

I'll believe that when I see it, thank you very much.