text; Jane's Magical Virus Research (v.2)

[accidents]

Based on past viruses (that I know about):+ A virus doesn't happen in the first week of the month. The earliest date for a virus is the 12th of the month

Comments

[peoplesprincess]

There aren't really that many pirates, are there?

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I counted four? Or two pirates and two that live with pirates?

[peoplesprincess]

Interesting. I'd just noticed the two. ... Not including the people who want to be pirates.

Either way, though, this is an impressive chart.

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There's the obvious one that talks a lot. The one with the monkey. The one that grew a beard. And then I think Orlando Bloom is in on it too. ...There's people that want to be pirates?

Thank you. I figured it might be helpful.

[emberandash]

Jack Sparrow, yes. I don't know Orlando Bloom, though.

There are a couple people that want to be pirates.

[accidents]

That's the blacksmith one? ...I think that's what he was doing.

How many?

[peoplesprincess]

I must not have met him yet.

At least one; possibly two. Pirates seem to be Eridan's thing as well, though I'm not positive.

[accidents]

I haven't talked to him but I skimmed the comments on the post. Seemed nice enough.

Eridan?

[peoplesprincess]

Young boy, black and purple hair, horns, grey skin.

[accidents]

One of the trolls?

[peoplesprincess]

That's right.

[accidents]

How fascinating.

[peoplesprincess]

I might be wrong, though. Vriska is the only one who's unquestionably a pirate enthusiast.

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Do you think she'd tell me about her enthusiasm if I asked? I wonder what the differences would be.

[emberandash]

I think she'd tell anyone about her enthusiasm if they asked. And possibly even if they didn't.

[accidents]

That much enthusiasm, huh?