Meme - Hockey and Teen Wolf Not!Fic
So there was a meme going around on tumblr where you give me a pairing and I tell you a little bit about each of the following scenarios:
I did a couple of them, and I decided to archive them here. Please note these are all not!fic, and as such I promise nothing as regards quality (or finishing, although I did like some of them and may come back to them when I have time.)
Scott/Allison/Isaac, Teen Wolf
Fake Dating:
Scott and Isaac are at The Jungle again, trying to track down the most recent supernatural villain, and Scott just keeps getting hit on, which is not really in either of their plans (they were supposed to be keeping a low profile), so when the next guy leans over and asks if he can buy Scott a drink, Isaac leans over and wraps his arm around Scott’s waist and says, “He’s taken, but we’ll take that drink.”
Allison and Isaac are at the mall when they run into one of the hunters that her dad has been training. He’s only a little bit older than they are and seems really interested in flirting with Allison (trying to get in good with the Argents) and she just doesn’t want to deal with it so she grabs something off the rack, hands her purse to Isaac and is like, “Hold this for me while I go try this on, honey?” And when she comes back out of the dressing room he’s standing there looking a little bemused and says, “Guy took off like a bat out of hell.”
Allison and Scott just really love messing with Stiles’ head, OK?
Bodyswap:
Allison knows that something is up immediately. Isaac is grinning openly, cheerful, while Scott stares sullenly at the floor. So she hides behind the door as Isaac goes over to Scott and punches him in the arm.
"Cheer up, man," she hears him say. "You get to be Lacrosse Co-Captain* now!"
Sex Pollen:
"This is all your fault," Allison informs Scott as he fumbles with the buttons on her shirt and Isaac kisses the back of her neck and works to open her jeans.
"They were pretty," Scott sulks, finally getting her shirt off and starting work on his own. Isaac mutters something that sounds like agreement from where he’s gotten stuck in his own shirt. "I didn’t know that they were actual sex pollen flowers!"
"Still - oh - all your fault," Allison gasps as Isaac finally gets his shirt off and goes to his knees, eyes hungry as he reaches out and pulls her towards him.
Dark!Fic:
There are rumors, among those who know about these sorts of things. Scott McCall went mad when the Alpha Pack killed all of his pack and slaughtered them all in turn. He is said to roam the woods, accompanied by the ghosts of his first Beta and his Hunter lover.
Secret Kinks:
Scott has been known to wear Allison’s underwear, especially the really silky stuff. Isaac is a total sub (but only for them, he’d rip apart anyone else who tried) and Allison is a big fan of bondage.
First Kiss:
Scott has to do it, because he has a history with Allison and so Isaac would never presume. But after Scott kisses him, Allison kisses him too, and he just kind of goes white, and then bright red, and finally says, “B-Both of you?” And Allison and Scott just grin at him and are like, “Yep!”
Meeting The Parents:
They wait until Allison’s 18 and has her own place and steady job, and she goes in and hides all of the wolfsbane bullets ahead of time. But Chris takes it surprisingly well, gives them both hugs and only mild threats.
Melissa smacks Scott upside the head and asks if he thought he was keeping it a secret, because he really, really wasn’t. Stiles has been over crying at her about being traumatized at least twice a week because he keeps walking in on them.
Moving In Together:
Allison buys the place, because she makes the most money out of the three of them and can afford it. Scott and Isaac are in charge of moving all of their stuff in while she tells them where to put it. Isaac cooks, Scott cleans, and Allison fixes all the things that break in their apartment. Stiles comes over at least once a week to rant about Derek’s latest terrible girlfriend until they finally take pity on him and set them up.
Crossover of My Choice:
"So Scott’s dating someone?" Tony asks, and Gibbs smirks into his cup of coffee.
"Scott’s dating two someones,” he corrects, and Tony goes silent for a second before whistling.
"Get it," he says, slouching down in his chair. Ziva laughs at him.
"Aww, poor Tony," she coos. "It’s such a pity you can’t even get one girl to date you."
AU of My Choice:
"Ms. Argent, lock weapons."
"Yes Captain," she says as her hands fly over the controls. Scott turns to his communicator and presses the channel for sickbay.
"Mr. Lahey, we are about to engage. Prepare sickbay for any casualties."
"Yes, Captain," came Isaac’s voice, and Scott’s throat went tight. He turned back to the viewscreen and nodded at Allison.
"Fire at will, Ms. Argent."
AU of Your Choice:
Scott and Stiles have been coming to this coffee shop for months because they make the best coffee in the entire world. Every time they come in, the cute barista flirts shyly with Scott,who is oblivious, to Stiles’ great amusement.
Then one day they come into the coffee shop and Scott meets this absolutely gorgeous girl in line for coffee, and Stiles watches as cute barista (his name tag says Isaac) visibly deflates.**
*Since I have not been watching much Teen Wolf this season, assume this bit happens during 2nd season? Or if Scott’s co-captain this year too, it can work then but really I’m just too lazy to look it up.
**Except instead of being a love triangle everything ends in 3some and happiness, OK? OK.
Kris Letang/Marc Staal, Hockey RPF
Fake Dating:
Okay, so Marc is in kind of a bind - he said he was bringing someone home for Christmas this year, but he didn’t tell anyone who it was, because he wanted to surprise his family. But his boyfriend broke up with him like, two weeks before Christmas and he doesn’t feel like telling his family because his brothers will make a huge deal out of it and his mom will be super sympathetic and make him pie and want him to talk about it, and he just doesn’t want to deal with it, OK? So the Rangers are in town playing the Pens and Jordy invites him out with the team and he gets talking to Kris Letang, and then he gets drunk and ends up spilling the whole thing. And he wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and a voicemail from Jordy laughing at him a text from Kris saying to send him their travel itinerary for Christmas, and also that Marc owes him forever for this.
Bodyswap:
It’s weird, there’s really no other word for it - Marc is four inches taller than he is and a lot leaner, so Kris feels weirdly off-balance and has to keep reminding himself that he actually weighs slightly more in this body than in his own. Not to mention that he and Marc play completely different styles of defense, so thank God both the Pens and the Rangers have the night off.
Sex Pollen:
They’re leaving the bar together - Marc to go back to his hotel, Kris to take a taxi home, when Marc bumps into a girl carrying a cannister full of glitter. It gets all over both of them, and she apologizes profusely, they say it’s not a big deal, they keep on walking.
It feels like what happens next happens in flashes - a sudden flaring of heat, then Kris has Marc pinned against the wall in the alleyway outside the bar, trying to keep their hands off each other in the cab on their way to Kris’s house (and failing miserably), Marc naked in Kris’s bed, riding him and moaning.
Neither of them are particularly sorry that it happened when they wake up the next morning.
Dark!fic:
Kris has a beautiful smile. Marc likes seeing it best when there are flames reflected in it as their latest target burns to the ground.
Secret Kinks:
Kris really, really likes it when people play with his hair. Marc really likes playing with Kris’s hair, so this is a win-win for them.
First Kiss:
It was at World Juniors. Kris claims to this day that he was aiming for Marc’s cheek, in congratulations, when Marc turned his head suddenly. Marc calls bullshit every time, and the resulting argument has been heard at every single Staal family gathering since. Eric and Jordan can recite it along with them (and do, because they’re terrible like that).
Meeting the Parents:
Kris is actually much more worried about meeting the brothers as Marc’s boyfriend - he can take them individually, of course, but he might not be able to take them all at once and Marc will probably be upset if he accidentally hurts one of them.
Marc pulls the whole “wholesome sod farmer, butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth” when he meets Kris’s parents. He is quickly adopted as the favorite child. Kris sulks for days.
Moving in Together:
They talk about it, sometimes, getting a place together for the offseason, but they can’t ever agree on where. Marc wants to be close to his family - but not too close - and Kris wants to be close to his family. They don’t manage to agree until they’ve retired, and they settle almost exactly halfway between both of their families. The fact that they are minutely closer to the Staals than the Letangs is a minor source of contention whenever their families get together (it’s all in good fun, though).
Crossover of My Choice:
"You’ve had your fun, my friend," Marc says, looking down at the panting squire at his feet and then up again at the smirking lordling with the daggers, who swaggers forward.
"Do I know you?" the young man asks, sweeping his flowing black hair over his shoulder. Marc holds out his hand to introduce himself but the other man ignores it and continues, "But you called me friend.”
Marc isn’t sure what the blasted dragon is on about - no way are he and Prince Kristopher two sides of the same coin.
AU of My Choice:
Victorian AU! Dashing pickpocket Kris Letang takes new to the city farm boy Marc Staal under his wing and teaches him the tricks of the trade. Sort of like Oliver Twist except I couldn’t bear to make Marc a lonely orphan, so Eric and Jordy are in there as well. Eric’s a dockworker and Jordy runs errands for a physician in the city. Jared stayed at home on the farm.
Circumstances of Your Choice - Genderswap:
Marc’s never met anyone like Kristina Letang. She skates faster, hits harder, and scores more than all of the boys. She swears like a sailor and speaks French more than she speaks English.
She’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen in his life.
- Fake dating
- Bodyswap
- Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
- Dark!fic
- Secret kinks
- Their first kiss
- Meeting the parents
- Moving in together
- A crossover of my choice
- An au of my choice
- If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice
I did a couple of them, and I decided to archive them here. Please note these are all not!fic, and as such I promise nothing as regards quality (or finishing, although I did like some of them and may come back to them when I have time.)
Scott/Allison/Isaac, Teen Wolf
Fake Dating:
Scott and Isaac are at The Jungle again, trying to track down the most recent supernatural villain, and Scott just keeps getting hit on, which is not really in either of their plans (they were supposed to be keeping a low profile), so when the next guy leans over and asks if he can buy Scott a drink, Isaac leans over and wraps his arm around Scott’s waist and says, “He’s taken, but we’ll take that drink.”
Allison and Isaac are at the mall when they run into one of the hunters that her dad has been training. He’s only a little bit older than they are and seems really interested in flirting with Allison (trying to get in good with the Argents) and she just doesn’t want to deal with it so she grabs something off the rack, hands her purse to Isaac and is like, “Hold this for me while I go try this on, honey?” And when she comes back out of the dressing room he’s standing there looking a little bemused and says, “Guy took off like a bat out of hell.”
Allison and Scott just really love messing with Stiles’ head, OK?
Bodyswap:
Allison knows that something is up immediately. Isaac is grinning openly, cheerful, while Scott stares sullenly at the floor. So she hides behind the door as Isaac goes over to Scott and punches him in the arm.
"Cheer up, man," she hears him say. "You get to be Lacrosse Co-Captain* now!"
Sex Pollen:
"This is all your fault," Allison informs Scott as he fumbles with the buttons on her shirt and Isaac kisses the back of her neck and works to open her jeans.
"They were pretty," Scott sulks, finally getting her shirt off and starting work on his own. Isaac mutters something that sounds like agreement from where he’s gotten stuck in his own shirt. "I didn’t know that they were actual sex pollen flowers!"
"Still - oh - all your fault," Allison gasps as Isaac finally gets his shirt off and goes to his knees, eyes hungry as he reaches out and pulls her towards him.
Dark!Fic:
There are rumors, among those who know about these sorts of things. Scott McCall went mad when the Alpha Pack killed all of his pack and slaughtered them all in turn. He is said to roam the woods, accompanied by the ghosts of his first Beta and his Hunter lover.
Secret Kinks:
Scott has been known to wear Allison’s underwear, especially the really silky stuff. Isaac is a total sub (but only for them, he’d rip apart anyone else who tried) and Allison is a big fan of bondage.
First Kiss:
Scott has to do it, because he has a history with Allison and so Isaac would never presume. But after Scott kisses him, Allison kisses him too, and he just kind of goes white, and then bright red, and finally says, “B-Both of you?” And Allison and Scott just grin at him and are like, “Yep!”
Meeting The Parents:
They wait until Allison’s 18 and has her own place and steady job, and she goes in and hides all of the wolfsbane bullets ahead of time. But Chris takes it surprisingly well, gives them both hugs and only mild threats.
Melissa smacks Scott upside the head and asks if he thought he was keeping it a secret, because he really, really wasn’t. Stiles has been over crying at her about being traumatized at least twice a week because he keeps walking in on them.
Moving In Together:
Allison buys the place, because she makes the most money out of the three of them and can afford it. Scott and Isaac are in charge of moving all of their stuff in while she tells them where to put it. Isaac cooks, Scott cleans, and Allison fixes all the things that break in their apartment. Stiles comes over at least once a week to rant about Derek’s latest terrible girlfriend until they finally take pity on him and set them up.
Crossover of My Choice:
"So Scott’s dating someone?" Tony asks, and Gibbs smirks into his cup of coffee.
"Scott’s dating two someones,” he corrects, and Tony goes silent for a second before whistling.
"Get it," he says, slouching down in his chair. Ziva laughs at him.
"Aww, poor Tony," she coos. "It’s such a pity you can’t even get one girl to date you."
AU of My Choice:
"Ms. Argent, lock weapons."
"Yes Captain," she says as her hands fly over the controls. Scott turns to his communicator and presses the channel for sickbay.
"Mr. Lahey, we are about to engage. Prepare sickbay for any casualties."
"Yes, Captain," came Isaac’s voice, and Scott’s throat went tight. He turned back to the viewscreen and nodded at Allison.
"Fire at will, Ms. Argent."
AU of Your Choice:
Scott and Stiles have been coming to this coffee shop for months because they make the best coffee in the entire world. Every time they come in, the cute barista flirts shyly with Scott,who is oblivious, to Stiles’ great amusement.
Then one day they come into the coffee shop and Scott meets this absolutely gorgeous girl in line for coffee, and Stiles watches as cute barista (his name tag says Isaac) visibly deflates.**
*Since I have not been watching much Teen Wolf this season, assume this bit happens during 2nd season? Or if Scott’s co-captain this year too, it can work then but really I’m just too lazy to look it up.
**Except instead of being a love triangle everything ends in 3some and happiness, OK? OK.
Kris Letang/Marc Staal, Hockey RPF
Fake Dating:
Okay, so Marc is in kind of a bind - he said he was bringing someone home for Christmas this year, but he didn’t tell anyone who it was, because he wanted to surprise his family. But his boyfriend broke up with him like, two weeks before Christmas and he doesn’t feel like telling his family because his brothers will make a huge deal out of it and his mom will be super sympathetic and make him pie and want him to talk about it, and he just doesn’t want to deal with it, OK? So the Rangers are in town playing the Pens and Jordy invites him out with the team and he gets talking to Kris Letang, and then he gets drunk and ends up spilling the whole thing. And he wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and a voicemail from Jordy laughing at him a text from Kris saying to send him their travel itinerary for Christmas, and also that Marc owes him forever for this.
Bodyswap:
It’s weird, there’s really no other word for it - Marc is four inches taller than he is and a lot leaner, so Kris feels weirdly off-balance and has to keep reminding himself that he actually weighs slightly more in this body than in his own. Not to mention that he and Marc play completely different styles of defense, so thank God both the Pens and the Rangers have the night off.
Sex Pollen:
They’re leaving the bar together - Marc to go back to his hotel, Kris to take a taxi home, when Marc bumps into a girl carrying a cannister full of glitter. It gets all over both of them, and she apologizes profusely, they say it’s not a big deal, they keep on walking.
It feels like what happens next happens in flashes - a sudden flaring of heat, then Kris has Marc pinned against the wall in the alleyway outside the bar, trying to keep their hands off each other in the cab on their way to Kris’s house (and failing miserably), Marc naked in Kris’s bed, riding him and moaning.
Neither of them are particularly sorry that it happened when they wake up the next morning.
Dark!fic:
Kris has a beautiful smile. Marc likes seeing it best when there are flames reflected in it as their latest target burns to the ground.
Secret Kinks:
Kris really, really likes it when people play with his hair. Marc really likes playing with Kris’s hair, so this is a win-win for them.
First Kiss:
It was at World Juniors. Kris claims to this day that he was aiming for Marc’s cheek, in congratulations, when Marc turned his head suddenly. Marc calls bullshit every time, and the resulting argument has been heard at every single Staal family gathering since. Eric and Jordan can recite it along with them (and do, because they’re terrible like that).
Meeting the Parents:
Kris is actually much more worried about meeting the brothers as Marc’s boyfriend - he can take them individually, of course, but he might not be able to take them all at once and Marc will probably be upset if he accidentally hurts one of them.
Marc pulls the whole “wholesome sod farmer, butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth” when he meets Kris’s parents. He is quickly adopted as the favorite child. Kris sulks for days.
Moving in Together:
They talk about it, sometimes, getting a place together for the offseason, but they can’t ever agree on where. Marc wants to be close to his family - but not too close - and Kris wants to be close to his family. They don’t manage to agree until they’ve retired, and they settle almost exactly halfway between both of their families. The fact that they are minutely closer to the Staals than the Letangs is a minor source of contention whenever their families get together (it’s all in good fun, though).
Crossover of My Choice:
"You’ve had your fun, my friend," Marc says, looking down at the panting squire at his feet and then up again at the smirking lordling with the daggers, who swaggers forward.
"Do I know you?" the young man asks, sweeping his flowing black hair over his shoulder. Marc holds out his hand to introduce himself but the other man ignores it and continues, "But you called me friend.”
Marc isn’t sure what the blasted dragon is on about - no way are he and Prince Kristopher two sides of the same coin.
AU of My Choice:
Victorian AU! Dashing pickpocket Kris Letang takes new to the city farm boy Marc Staal under his wing and teaches him the tricks of the trade. Sort of like Oliver Twist except I couldn’t bear to make Marc a lonely orphan, so Eric and Jordy are in there as well. Eric’s a dockworker and Jordy runs errands for a physician in the city. Jared stayed at home on the farm.
Circumstances of Your Choice - Genderswap:
Marc’s never met anyone like Kristina Letang. She skates faster, hits harder, and scores more than all of the boys. She swears like a sailor and speaks French more than she speaks English.
She’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen in his life.