Tomorrow, I think I'm going to put up a screencap from my site tracker. It's cute when pathetic girls you don't know spend their days obsessively refreshing your LJ.
But that's boring. Let's talk about my weird, all-consuming attraction to Prince:
He's 5'2, oversexualized, and wears frillier clothing than I do. But I want it. In February Nick and I spent three hours driving around in Burlington singing the girl-and-boy parts to 1999. Over the last month we've started watching his music videos at night. And yesterday we watched Purple Rain, which has one of the hottest, most ridiculous sex scenes I've ever seen, and I was so disgustingly turned on. I keep thinking about it. Why! Why! The sick part is that I think Nick has a crush on him too. We both like the androgyny, though I kept cooing over how compact he in his velvet and leather and high-waisted pants. But you tell me - is it better or worse to share a crush with your (straight) boyfriend?