I think it must be Monday

Jan 31, 2005 08:50

Dear World At Large,

I feel like USDA certified grade A semi-organic free-range grim death marinated overnight in raspberry vinagrette, dipped in egg, lightly rolled in a coconut curry breading, flash fried, and served with avacado, brown mustard, and grated carrot on a farm-cut slice of lightly toasted pumpernickle for your pleasure with a small soft drink and side of curly fries.

Do not fuck with me today.

-zombi Me

p.s.: iMac, this means you.
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