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Nov 05, 2006 23:23

OMGOMGOMG. This is ALL KINDS OF WRONG. I CAN'T BE DOING THIS. Oh man he's so CUTE. 0_o

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 06:27:10 UTC
Chase examines the bottle. This serves the dual purpose of preparing him to tattoo someone and preventing him from examining Chloe's nekkidness any closer than necessary.

"The hell is this?" he asks, gingerly pouring a bit between her shoulderblades.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 06:34:40 UTC
"Some herbs. Spilanthes, or something like that mixed with cloves." Chloe buries her face on the floor.

OMG it's CHASE.

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 06:37:21 UTC
"...hey, if it works."

He pauses, and begins to rub the stuff in.

Lord almighty, it's CHLOE. She's like his COUSIN.

...his sexy shirtless cousin. Chase does not have any sexy female cousins, and this is not really helping him to understand what it would be like to have some, because...he is not really feeling related to Chloe at the moment.

He averts his eyes. LA LA LA LA LA.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 06:39:49 UTC
Interesting Mind Numbing Factoid #31: It's still legal in California to marry your cousin.

"Your hands are kinda cold."

WHUT.

HOLY CRAP.

Luckily Chloe's got her head BURIED IN THE FLOOR.

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 06:41:46 UTC
And Chase is from Virginia, where it's...probably even more legal!

Chase is staring out the window. Look at the pretty birdies!

"Uh..."

He rubs his hands together for a minute to get some friction going and adds a bit more numbing stuff.

"...better?"

Ohhhhh lordy.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 06:46:08 UTC
Absolutely it's legal in Virginia!

"Yep. Thanks."

PRETEND IT'S JAC- OMG.

NONONONONO

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 06:53:48 UTC
Aieeee.

"Okay. So I'm gonna..."

He swallows, sets the picture aside where he can see it, and takes the spike and hammer.

"Is it, uh, numb enough yet?"

Just because the teenage hormones are gone doesn't mean the mindset isn't still there.

And now he has no choice but to stare at the naked back.

It is a very pretty naked back.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 07:05:52 UTC
Curvy too.

"I think so. Test it out."

Level-head, Chloe, LEVEL HEAD.

"So what do you think Kim is gonna say about the tattoo?"

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 07:07:38 UTC
"Well, uh...why wouldn't she like it?"

Oh, right. Kim.

"S'a fuckin' sweet tat, yo."

Chase's idea of 'testing it out' involves poking at Chloe a couple times with his index finger. "Can you feel that?"

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 07:08:45 UTC
"Um, no? Sorta, but it's okay."

Stupid Chase.

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 07:10:54 UTC
Hey, stupid Chase is going to be the one drawing all over her back with a hammer and a spike.

His art skills...leave a bit to be desired, at that. But he's up for the challenge!

"Okay. I'll, uh...start, then."

He places the hammer and the spike and taps. Very gently. Not hard enough to get any of the ink in.

"Uh, lemme start over."

He just can't bring himself to hit that hard!

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 07:14:54 UTC
"Chase, you're-" She sighs deeply. "Look, just-" She gets up and reaches to grab the tools from Chase's hands.

"Just tap- Oh- OH SHIT." Chloe's eyes bulge out and she scrambles for her shirt.

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 07:17:43 UTC
...Yeah, if Chase was thinking of her like a sister before, he's sure as hell not now.

It doesn't matter if he's seen boobs before. He has never seen these particular boobs, and he must admit that they are very nice boobies.

OH GOD. HE'S THINKING THAT WAY ABOUT CHLOE'S TITS.

AND HE CAN'T STOP.

"...mothafucka WHAT."

Squirm.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 07:20:10 UTC
"WE CAN'T EVER TELL J- KIM. WE CAN'T TELL KIM. EVER." Chloe clutches her shirt to herself like a terrified mother clutches a baby.

"I think- okay, y'know what? This is- OMG YOU'RE MY BROTHER. Or, y'know, LIKE my brother. If I HAD a brother."

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_righthandman_ November 6 2006, 07:21:59 UTC
"I'm not gonna tell Kim! Shit, this is INCEST, yo!"

He covers his eyes.

"Not cool!"

He also has to cross his legs.

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accessobrian November 6 2006, 07:28:26 UTC
"I have to leave. RIGHT NOW." She gets up, pulling her shirt over her head.

"My fucking back doesn't even- God, it would have HURT."

SHIT.

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