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May 31, 2004 05:44

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assassin437 May 31 2004, 10:21:04 UTC

I offer love, devotion, and most of all, lots and lots of cookies for your continued friendship.

Nice cookies.

With chocolate.

access_xxx_free May 31 2004, 14:59:28 UTC

Chocolate sounds nice. =D *keeps*

assassin437 June 1 2004, 04:13:21 UTC

So I get kept for chocolate?!

Great!

(Don't I feel loved! :-( )

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 04:29:51 UTC

Apparently you dun know how I feel for chocolate.
No! I love you.

assassin437 June 1 2004, 04:31:11 UTC

Im assuming you adore it with an unholy passion?

And thank you sweetie...you ain't so bad yerself!

;-)

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 04:36:12 UTC

Yes..
Chocolate is like every girls comfort food.
Omg..Wouldnt you just love to be in a big bucket of chocolate right now? =P

assassin437 June 1 2004, 05:00:57 UTC

Erm....I'd quite like to be surrounded by naked women.

If they happen to be covered in chocolate, so much the better.

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 05:09:52 UTC

Stop being dirty! (>_<)
*cries*

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 05:14:34 UTC

Get on AIM!

assassin437 June 1 2004, 05:24:21 UTC

I'm not dirty, i'm male!

There's a difference!

Sorry you're crying though. Here...have a tissue. And some chocolate. And...erm...a house.

:-D

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 05:26:51 UTC

Wow! Just what I always wanted! A house!
But I want It to be made of candy.
And I need a car, ya know, just to have a set. I'd like my car to be fuzzy and bright green.
That'll be all.
Besides signing into AIM!!!

assassin437 June 1 2004, 06:41:09 UTC

*Appears in a puff of smoke and grants the wishes*

The car also has suspension made of sticky toffee, and windows made from clear caramel.

Sign into AIM? Me or you?

Because you ordered the super fantastic delix package, you also get this free, limited edition camel! (Watch out, they spit).

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 07:01:34 UTC

I have like 8 cats, and a parrot. I dun need a camel that spits when I have 8 cats that shit everywhere.
Ahhh

assassin437 June 1 2004, 07:02:48 UTC

What about saliva that disolves cat poop?

And smells of....erm....freshly baked bread.

We can market it and make millions!

access_xxx_free June 1 2004, 07:04:48 UTC

Sorry, you're working alone. *kicks* Hahahahaha u got served.

assassin437 June 1 2004, 07:06:09 UTC

Kicked me!

Bastard!

This is all turning into far too much hard work. Fuck the camel, i'm gonna buy a monkey instead.

Monkeys rule.

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