God Promises 'Big Surprises' In Store For Hurricane Season
HOLLYWOOD, FL-The 2002 hurricane season will be packed with "big surprises, big windspeeds, and a big, big finish," God announced Monday at a press conference touting His fall schedule.
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The aftermath of a September 2000 flood in North Carolina. Inset: God.
"Get ready for the biggest, wildest, most exciting hurricane season yet," God said. "You'll see all the 200 mph winds, all the flooding, all the overturned cars. As for what else you'll see-well, you'll just have to wait and see."
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Enlarge Image God Promises
The aftermath of a September 2000 flood in North Carolina. Inset: God.
"Get ready for the biggest, wildest, most exciting hurricane season yet," God said. "You'll see all the 200 mph winds, all the flooding, all the overturned cars. As for what else you'll see-well, you'll just have to wait and see."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/god_promises_big_surprises_in