I needed a good laugh
lol. I found these and thought they were funny. (They remind me of Stacey)
1. What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
-Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
2. What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
-"But Johnny, you can't do both."
3. How do you get a trumpet to play FFF?
-Mark MP on the part.
4. Why does a trumpet have three valves?
-Because trumpet players can't count to four.
I hope youalls like these as much as I do.
~BG~
1. What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
-Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
2. What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
-"But Johnny, you can't do both."
3. How do you get a trumpet to play FFF?
-Mark MP on the part.
4. Why does a trumpet have three valves?
-Because trumpet players can't count to four.
I hope youalls like these as much as I do.
~BG~