splishin and a splashin
sooooo heres a tale, of one who likes to eat funjons.
im a bad speller
so on saturday night me and jena decided to go to meijer to get some bathroom products and a brownie chocolate cheese cake, so its around 12:30 pm and we leave. it took my car like 5 trys to start because of the cold, but it ran like a champ. anyways, we drive there and go in. jena wanted to get this bike that was one of those low rider bikes, and on the frame it had a decal that said, brat. cool i know. so we get the bathroom stuff, some mayonase, and the chocolate cheesecake for my mom. then on the way to the check out line i grab one of those 99 cent bags of funjons and also i saw a drink that i thought would be good to try, it was a faygo rasberry sparkaling water drink, so i grab that too. so i go and pay for all of this and we walk out to the car. hehe, when we went to the car these LITH thugs pulled into the spot next to us. so i start the car and let it run for a minute, and in that minute i open up the bag of funjons and start munching on them. so we then pull out of the parking lot and start driving down randal road. so were about where the movie theater in LITH is and i notice this cop we passed is following behind me, then i look and there is another cop sitting at the intersection of the movie theater. i didnt get pulled over, but i was just a tid bit worried because some one (probably one of my little brothers friends) broke my front license plate off, and about 4 years ago i was with jena in my old osemobile toronado driving down 14 to get gas and we got pulled over for that and my car searched (side story: jena said when we got pulled over that night, this is totally something where you dad shows up, and i laugh. then while this cop has me get out of the car and put my hands behind my back and interlace my fingers so he could hold onto them and search me (he said it was his pertection, but im pretty sure it was a tactic so that when he grabbed my balls i coulnt move away) jena looks at me and says, andrew its your dad. so i say, thats not funny jena just as i hear the second officer say, sir please stay where you are and here my dads voice go, thats my son. hahaha. it turned out he was watching from a parking lot with my brother and decided to come over when they made me put my hands behind my back) so were driving down randle with a cop following behind me and im pretty thursty, so i go to grab my faygo. so im driving with my knee with the bag of funjons on my lap and two hands on my faygo, and just before i open up my faygo, jena says i shouldnt be doing so many things at once while driving, so i back handed her. then i open my faygo and it fucking explodes. you know how when you have a shook up pop and it just fizzes over, well this thing seriously blew up. i just remember seeing sparkiling rasberry water shooting everywhere and jena screaming...then i blacked out. no just kidding, i didnt black out. so there is this faygo shit everywhere, i mean everywhere, like im soaked in it, my windshild is wet, my drivers side window is wet, jena is wet, my cd player is wet, my funjons are wet, the bags of stuff from meijers is wet, everything got some of this faygo on it. so i keep driving with this cop behind me and jena gives me these napkins she had so i start wiping stuff off and jenas wiping my jacket and i thought about how funny it would be if this cop pulled me over to find the inside of my car soaked from this drink...but he didnt, he ended up turning around. so we finally get to my house and i get out and it looks like i pissed myself from my neck down. so we go inside and tell my mom about it and give her the cheese cake and then i finaly get to try this faygo drink, and im seriouse when i say this, it is the worst drink ever created, im seriouse, it was so terrible. its still sitting on my counter. and thats it, ohh and i still havent washed those pants, i hope that faygo dosent create stickyness. but i still have not seen my car and if its all sticky in there. alright enough
good night
-ANDREW
im a bad speller
so on saturday night me and jena decided to go to meijer to get some bathroom products and a brownie chocolate cheese cake, so its around 12:30 pm and we leave. it took my car like 5 trys to start because of the cold, but it ran like a champ. anyways, we drive there and go in. jena wanted to get this bike that was one of those low rider bikes, and on the frame it had a decal that said, brat. cool i know. so we get the bathroom stuff, some mayonase, and the chocolate cheesecake for my mom. then on the way to the check out line i grab one of those 99 cent bags of funjons and also i saw a drink that i thought would be good to try, it was a faygo rasberry sparkaling water drink, so i grab that too. so i go and pay for all of this and we walk out to the car. hehe, when we went to the car these LITH thugs pulled into the spot next to us. so i start the car and let it run for a minute, and in that minute i open up the bag of funjons and start munching on them. so we then pull out of the parking lot and start driving down randal road. so were about where the movie theater in LITH is and i notice this cop we passed is following behind me, then i look and there is another cop sitting at the intersection of the movie theater. i didnt get pulled over, but i was just a tid bit worried because some one (probably one of my little brothers friends) broke my front license plate off, and about 4 years ago i was with jena in my old osemobile toronado driving down 14 to get gas and we got pulled over for that and my car searched (side story: jena said when we got pulled over that night, this is totally something where you dad shows up, and i laugh. then while this cop has me get out of the car and put my hands behind my back and interlace my fingers so he could hold onto them and search me (he said it was his pertection, but im pretty sure it was a tactic so that when he grabbed my balls i coulnt move away) jena looks at me and says, andrew its your dad. so i say, thats not funny jena just as i hear the second officer say, sir please stay where you are and here my dads voice go, thats my son. hahaha. it turned out he was watching from a parking lot with my brother and decided to come over when they made me put my hands behind my back) so were driving down randle with a cop following behind me and im pretty thursty, so i go to grab my faygo. so im driving with my knee with the bag of funjons on my lap and two hands on my faygo, and just before i open up my faygo, jena says i shouldnt be doing so many things at once while driving, so i back handed her. then i open my faygo and it fucking explodes. you know how when you have a shook up pop and it just fizzes over, well this thing seriously blew up. i just remember seeing sparkiling rasberry water shooting everywhere and jena screaming...then i blacked out. no just kidding, i didnt black out. so there is this faygo shit everywhere, i mean everywhere, like im soaked in it, my windshild is wet, my drivers side window is wet, jena is wet, my cd player is wet, my funjons are wet, the bags of stuff from meijers is wet, everything got some of this faygo on it. so i keep driving with this cop behind me and jena gives me these napkins she had so i start wiping stuff off and jenas wiping my jacket and i thought about how funny it would be if this cop pulled me over to find the inside of my car soaked from this drink...but he didnt, he ended up turning around. so we finally get to my house and i get out and it looks like i pissed myself from my neck down. so we go inside and tell my mom about it and give her the cheese cake and then i finaly get to try this faygo drink, and im seriouse when i say this, it is the worst drink ever created, im seriouse, it was so terrible. its still sitting on my counter. and thats it, ohh and i still havent washed those pants, i hope that faygo dosent create stickyness. but i still have not seen my car and if its all sticky in there. alright enough
good night
-ANDREW