I feel like crap
A few weeks ago I suffered some rather nasty head trauma and have been feeling terrible ever since. My head is throbbing constantly, my back is in pain and pills don't help, fainting spells overcome me at the most inconvenient times, my face looks like a patchwork quilt, and my jagged teeth will cost a mere $4000 to fix. I'm also poor and starving and can't drink even if I could afford it.
/sob
/sob