Want to hear something funny?

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I'll bet you do. You know what it is? Can you guess? Probably not. I'm drunk right now, druck to the point that when I tried to go to sleep not too long ago, my head started spinning and knew that if I didn't get up, I would be sick. All this on four, count them, four cups of beer. My alchohal tolerance is so low it's almost stupid. It's amusing, I'll grant you, especially considering how uptight and prudish I was in high school, to see myself getting tipsy to the point where walking in a straight line requires a great deal of attention and effort. My conversational skills remain in pretty good shape, but I am erasing unnessaracary letters in this entry like no one's business.

Oh well, I just want my stomach to stop complaining so that I can sleep. Honestly, it never does this with vodka, perhaps beer is just below me.