Mike has been asking me to update,
b/c it gives him needed fodder to make fun of me-- so I've decided to make it super easy.
10 things you may not know about me and may not want to-->
1. I have urinated on myself. Once while drunk-peeing I stood up and could not figure out why the bottom of my jeans were wet until I noticed I was standing in a giant puddle of urine. I cleaned up to the best of my intoxicated ability, but my mom kept wondering the next day why the bathroom was so sticky.
2. If someone tells me they are republican, I instantly lose a small percentage of respect for them.
3. I do not plan on getting old without a fight and a large dose of plastic surgery.
4. I am an incredibly secure person; peer pressure is wasted on me.
5. If I consider you a friend, you will not find a more loyal person than me. I am willing to go to the end's of the earth for the small group of people I trust in life.
6. I am also the most vengeful person EVER. Seriously.
7. I have phobia's like : being outside without sunscreen even in winter, having germs on my hands in my house, and recently I've realized I'm rather paranoid- if someone rings the doorbell while I'm in the family room I drop to the floor and my mind instantly goes to serial killer. I have mental escape routes mapped from every room in my house.
8. I could lay around all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.
9. I could also shop all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.
10. I really like making lists
10 things you may not know about me and may not want to-->
1. I have urinated on myself. Once while drunk-peeing I stood up and could not figure out why the bottom of my jeans were wet until I noticed I was standing in a giant puddle of urine. I cleaned up to the best of my intoxicated ability, but my mom kept wondering the next day why the bathroom was so sticky.
2. If someone tells me they are republican, I instantly lose a small percentage of respect for them.
3. I do not plan on getting old without a fight and a large dose of plastic surgery.
4. I am an incredibly secure person; peer pressure is wasted on me.
5. If I consider you a friend, you will not find a more loyal person than me. I am willing to go to the end's of the earth for the small group of people I trust in life.
6. I am also the most vengeful person EVER. Seriously.
7. I have phobia's like : being outside without sunscreen even in winter, having germs on my hands in my house, and recently I've realized I'm rather paranoid- if someone rings the doorbell while I'm in the family room I drop to the floor and my mind instantly goes to serial killer. I have mental escape routes mapped from every room in my house.
8. I could lay around all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.
9. I could also shop all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.
10. I really like making lists