Nov 13, 2005 23:29
Go to google.com and type in "[Your name] needs", and then pick the five funniest phrases that start with that phrase.
1.Uncle Alex Needs You!
2.Alex needs an Angel for his father
3. Alex needs to go.
4.Alex needs experienced parents who will be able to provide him structure and
consistency.
5.Alex needs to learn how to smile for photographs
6 ALEX NEEDS MORE THAN FISHING TACKLE TO CATCH THE BIG ONES :)
7.If Alex needs surgery should the Marlins still offer him a multi-year deal?
8.Alex needs a room for some big games,
9.Alex needs a championship
10.Alex needs a hand
11.Alex needs to express his homosexuality but has grown up in a strict orthodox
Greek family in Melbourne, Austraila.
12.Alex needs a home with a fenced yard and plenty of love to help him catch up on
what he missed out on as a puppy.
13.Alex needs a really good dose of physical sex to feel himself again.
14.Alex needs to realize that farmers are saving their crops on their own, by
decreasing the gopher population
15.Alex needs to finish his novel that he's promised $125000
Alex